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A Halloween Joke, "Brooms"

By Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®

Real Estate Agent WV0026375

October 19, 2012 09:01 AM

T brooms wo brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Sounds to me like she's been...sweeping around!!!

Happy Halloween

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Roy Kelley

Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Your stories will certainly improve with a little Halloween networking.

Enjoy the colors of autumn with your camera in hand.

Oct 19, 2012 09:04 AM

Susan Neal

RE/MAX Gold, Fair Oaks - Fair Oaks, CA

Fair Oaks CA & Sacramento Area Real Estate Broker

Hi Rebecca - Sounds like a little Halloween witchery to me!

Oct 19, 2012 09:18 AM

Ellen Caruso

Daniel Gale Sotheby's International Realty - Glen Head, NY

Rebecca, very cute....I'll be sweeping it off to my 5 sisters next.

Oct 19, 2012 09:24 AM

Mark Loewenberg

KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL

KW 561-214-0370

that one swept me off my feet and onto the floor rofl, well maybe chuckling, good one!

Oct 19, 2012 10:02 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

BOO! Well this is one for the mid school group. Thanks for the chuckle

Oct 19, 2012 10:11 AM

Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker

Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX

Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!

Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ..... Got me on that one!

Oct 19, 2012 10:54 AM

Joan Cox

House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO

Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Rebecca, what great Halloween Friday humor! Will need to remember this one, and repeat it.

Oct 19, 2012 01:17 PM

Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400

The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY

Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Adorable Rebecca...Seems that this little broomstick has been casting her magic around!

Oct 19, 2012 08:34 PM

Toni Weidman

Sailwinds Realty - Trinity, FL

20+ Years Selling Homes in New Port Richey, FL

It just proves that people and brooms are very similar, Rebecca. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Oct 19, 2012 10:29 PM

Than Maynard

Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK

Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

LOL, great play on words. Wonder how long it took someone to think that up?

Oct 19, 2012 11:46 PM

Mary Yonkers

Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA

Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

Rebecca, I am chuckling while typing. The comments are just as funny as your post. Thanks for my Saturday humor. Have a fun filled weekend.

Oct 20, 2012 12:22 AM

Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®

Lewisburg, WV

Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Glad you all enjoyed this cute joke and wishing you all a happy Fall weekend.

Oct 20, 2012 12:32 AM

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