Punny II

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Real Estate Agent with Realty Associates

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
 
 2.. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
 
 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
 
 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
 
 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
 
 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
 
 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
 
 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
 
 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
 
 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
 
 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
 
 12. PARADOX: Two physicians!
 
 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
 
 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
 
 15. POLARIZE: What penguins live on
 
 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!
 
 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
 
 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
 
 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
 
 20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official! 

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Erv Fleishman

Realty Associates

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Erv- I love these! Have a great weekend. 

Oct 12, 2012 10:38 AM #1
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Hi Erv -- very fun stuff.  I hope you are enjoying your Saturday.

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I love these Erv.  Very clever.

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