Punny II

By
Real Estate Agent with Realty Associates

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
 
 2.. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
 
 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
 
 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
 
 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
 
 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
 
 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
 
 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
 
 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
 
 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
 
 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
 
 12. PARADOX: Two physicians!
 
 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
 
 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
 
 15. POLARIZE: What penguins live on
 
 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!
 
 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
 
 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
 
 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
 
 20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official! 

Posted by

Erv Fleishman

Realty Associates

561 654 6116

561 988 9525 fax

Comments (13)

Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Erv- I love these! Have a great weekend. 

Oct 12, 2012 10:38 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hi Erv -- very fun stuff.  I hope you are enjoying your Saturday.

Oct 13, 2012 02:18 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

I love these Erv.  Very clever.

Oct 13, 2012 08:06 AM
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