FAMOUS FUNNY QUOTES

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"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
Bill Cosby

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom

"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf." 
Will Roger

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde


"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."
Mark Twain

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." 
Bob Hope

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance." - Phyllis Diller

"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back." - Source Unknown

"Please provide the date of your death." - from an IRS letter

"I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat." - Jennifer Greene Duncan

"Health : what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down."
- Phyllis Diller

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Jennifer A. Martin, REALTOR® 

Bancroft Realty, LLC 

Direct: (469)-450-2129

Jenniferamartin777@gmail.com

 

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Rainmaker
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Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos
Thanks for the funny one linersw.  Great way to end a tough day !
Jan 22, 2008 11:46 AM #1
Rainmaker
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Michael Eisenberg
eXp Realty - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham Real Estate Guy
Thanks for the laughs, I agree with Bill, a nice way to end my day
Jan 22, 2008 11:52 AM #2
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Gary Bland R (S) E-Pro, ABR
Hawaii Life Real Estate Brokers - Wailea, HI
These helped make my day.  It is always nice to have a laugh one a day.
Jan 22, 2008 11:52 AM #3
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Jim Albano
Prudential Damiano Realty - Little Falls, NJ
Team - Jean-Marie Vantuno / Realtors North Jersey Real Estate
You've got some real classics there. Thanks for the chuckles!
Jan 22, 2008 11:52 AM #4
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Jennifer A. Martin
Dallas, TX
Executive Assistant

Bill, Michael, Gary and Jim - I'm glad you enjoyed them.  I needed a little pick me up tonight too, so I thought I'd share.  Thanks for commenting!

Jan 22, 2008 12:12 PM #5
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