Some Sunday humor.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

It is the end of another weekend and time for a chuckle or two.  Hope everyone has a great week!

A Sunday school teacher was telling her young class a story about the good samaritan...

Class, what would you do if you came upon a person hurt and bleeding on the side of the road.   There was a hush in the class when a little girl spoke up...I think I would throw up!


A minister's daughter asked her dad a question...Dad, why do you bow your head quietly before you give your sermon on Sunday's?

He replied...Because I am asking God to help me preach a good Sermon.

The girl then said...How come he doesn't answer it?


The Priest says to little Johnny...So your mom says your prayers every night?  That is very commendable.  What does she say?

Johnny replied...Thank GOD he's in Bed!


Again everyone....have a great day!



 

Comments (14)

Richard Wilson
Cherry Creek Properties, LLC - Colorado Springs, CO
Town or Country, in Colorado, we do it all.

William,  Thanks for the smile this morning.  We had a little Johnny (our youngest son) several years ago.  Always glad to see him go to bed, but his mischief has always really made life fun and interesting!

Oct 28, 2012 12:02 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Great Sunday morning stuff William.............love them all!

Oct 28, 2012 12:04 AM
Beth and Richard Witt
Long Island Cash Home Buyer - Center Moriches, NY
Long Island Cash Home Buyer 516-330-6940

Very cute... thanks for the chuckle... loved the last two.... Happy Day William

Oct 28, 2012 12:07 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good morning William -

I must say a couple of your funnies brought my first morning smile :)  A smile... No better way to begin any day my friend.  Hope you and yours enjoy an awesome day in all you do today.

Take care.......

Oct 28, 2012 12:21 AM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Hi Bill, I do appreciate the chuckle this morning! Thank you. I hope your day is filled with great things, and the week ahead is fruitful!

Oct 28, 2012 12:35 AM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

William - you brighten the beginning of the day. It is nice. Sandy, that huge storm, has finally passed us and it is sunny, thoiugh cool.

WIll be a good day

Oct 28, 2012 12:42 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for the laugh William. I must admit I have used the last one myself!

Oct 28, 2012 01:07 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester
Good morning William, Love the one about the sermon. Make yourself a great day.
Oct 28, 2012 01:52 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate - St. George, UT
So Utah Residential, Referral & Relocation REALTOR

The honesty of the little ones...glad they can be Bill! Enjoy your day!

Oct 28, 2012 03:35 AM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

Bill, I like that one about the preacher and his sermons.

Oct 29, 2012 12:55 AM
Cameron Wilson
Labrum Real Estate - Murrieta, CA
The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ

Thanks for the laughs Bill.These kids sound like my Grand sons.

Oct 30, 2012 09:02 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

I do believe I know little Johnny very well.  He is grown now!

Nov 02, 2012 12:01 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I remember these days also.  Sometimes it is just nice to have peace and quiet for a moment.

Nov 04, 2012 11:28 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Yes, many times a person feels like you are very thankful the kids are in bed.

Nov 05, 2012 09:20 AM

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