Say WHAT? Short Sale Jibberish

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty Coeur d'Alene AB37665

Here’s a little well-earned comic relief I received.  We who work in the short sale trenches for our weary clients are always delighted to receive a message from our negotiators. 

 

It means things are moving along, progress is being made.  It means we have something constructive with which to update our clients as well as the buyers who are waiting for a response to their offer. 

 

One of the first things I do when I wake up in the morning is check for messages from negotiators.  I have found that many of them work at night, and many of the rest of them are in the Eastern time zone.  And they like to send out their messages first thing. 

 

90% of the messages I get from negotiators are sitting in my box when I wake up.

 

So imagine my confusion to get the following message when I first stumbled out of bed.  Was I seeing things, was I not quite awake, was my brain scrambled for some reason?  I eventually realized that the problem wasn’t my lack of mental acuity, but the message was pure jibberish.  I can’t help but smile when I read it.  I imagine a poor, overworked and underpaid negotiator who has just surpassed his ability to deal with his stack of hundreds of short sale files for one more minute…

 

“assisted for all the doc by mistake did not updated the buyer company comments in equator for proof of funds”

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Janna Rankin Scharf provides a superior level of real estate service to home buyers and sellers in Coeur d'Alene and Kootenai County, Idaho. Visit www.JannaScharf.com for area information and to search for all homes in the Coeur d'Alene Multiple Listing Service. 

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Comments (7)

Brenda Mayette
Miranda Real Estate Group, Inc. - Glenville, NY
Getting results w/ knowledge & know-how!

Oh my! Yup that's one overworked negotiator! I'm glad your reaction was positive... too many other things that can bring negative energy to these transactions.

Nov 04, 2012 10:10 PM
Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS
I agree with Brenda, sounds like overwork, but still, it is frustrating to get a message that is pure gibberish from someone you probably can't actually talk to during the workday.
Nov 04, 2012 10:37 PM
Arizona Home Group RE/MAX Excalibur
The Arizona Home Group - Scottsdale, AZ

Wow!  They sure could use a break! 

Nov 04, 2012 11:32 PM
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Janna-You may have been lucky in that case. Sounds like you may have had more than two hours to get back to them with an answer to avoid the file being closed.

Nov 04, 2012 11:57 PM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Janna -- that is one very confused notice.  Hopefully, your response allowed him to get you the corrected notice in a timely manner.

Nov 05, 2012 02:49 AM
Sussie Sutton
David Tracy Real Estate - Houston, TX
David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers

Looks like they were speaking into an iPhone! LOL

Nov 05, 2012 10:33 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Careful or u will get "late notices" for not responding to what makes no sense...forms you have not be sent to return ....documentation already sent....etc.etc.....fluency in gibberish is required on the job application.

Nov 05, 2012 07:48 PM

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