Word Games

Real Estate Agent with Realty Associates
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2.. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians!

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins live on

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official!

Posted by

Erv Fleishman

Realty Associates

561 654 6116

561 988 9525 fax

Comments (22)

Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin


Very nice play on words. Thanks for sharing it. 

Nov 06, 2012 02:46 AM
Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS
Thanks - as stated above, nice play on words!
Nov 06, 2012 03:43 AM
William "Bill" and Karen Farragher
EXIT Blue Water Realty, Matawan, NJ 07747 - Matawan, NJ

Wow, these were really cute, they gave me a much needed giggle today.  Thanks for sharing! ~Karen

Nov 06, 2012 06:16 AM
Diane McDermott
RealtorĀ®, GRI, Landis e2 Real Estate, LLC - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Real Estate Market

Very cute!!! Thanks for the smile this afternoon, have a great weekend!

Nov 10, 2012 06:00 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hi Erv - great wordplay -- very creative

Nov 11, 2012 01:24 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks, Erv, for sharing your word game list.

Have an outstanding week.  Enjoy the colors of the season with your camera in hand.

Rainy day dahlias in Maryland

Nov 13, 2012 01:01 AM
Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI
Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

Very funny.  I'm sure we'd all like to Bernadette!

Nov 15, 2012 04:41 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living
Erv, great list of words, the English language is fun to play with!
Nov 18, 2012 04:13 AM
1~Judi Barrett
Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK
BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

I love wordgames... this is a very neat list. Had to send it to my granddaughter.  

Nov 18, 2012 10:37 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, RealtorĀ®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Erv, this was a fun word game..enjoyed reading and liked all of them.

Nov 19, 2012 10:19 AM
Julie Bentley
Watson Realty Corp, Jacksonville, FL - St Johns, FL
Saint Johns, FL REALTOR

These are great, Erv. Thanks for a good chuckle!


Nov 25, 2012 07:26 AM
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Erv:  Thanks for the cute list, and for the Sunday evening smiles.  Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Nov 25, 2012 09:22 AM