1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from one puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppies from trash and brush coffee grounds from
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppies and take dirty socks from their mouth.
7. Place puppies in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about the spot and crawl after puppies on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppies one by one.
10. Get a tissue and clean nose prints from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on one puppy's nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppies attention by squeaking toy over your head..
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppies from bathtub and say:
Dry puppies dry..