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Do Your Kids Hank Like My Kids Hank?

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 I've put up over 140 posts on my blog.  As you can see from some of my past writing.... humor plays a big role in my life.  I feel that there is something funny in almost everything in life. 

When it comes to my kids, I am extra silly.  From dancing with the toaster to one liners, my kids realize that I've never really grown up.

Okay..... so now we have an idea as to what my kids have to put up with. 

So what exactly is 'hank', besides a name?

'Hank' is a term developed over time by my kids.  My kids have learned that some of the things I say and do aren't always side-splitting, knee-slapping, belly-laughing funny.  Although, I think they are!  Some of these things don't really call for laughter, but more of a 'ha... that was funny dad'.

Over time, this 'ha.... that was funny dad' was shortened to 'ha' and sometimes not even that but more of a 'heh'. 

Again, over time, the 'heh' evolved and soon became a more pronounced 'heh-nt'.  This 'heh-nt' would be used whenever I thought it was funny and the kids didn't want to make me feel bad by not laughing.  Daddy said a funny... 'heh-nt'.

Well... as time went on.... the 'heh-nt' turned into 'hank'.  Again... daddy said a funny... hank! 

Now, however, 'hank' has taken on a life of its own.  It no longer is only used for dad's not so funnies but is used often with friends, when watching silly tv and yes... still for dad. 'Hank' is actually replacing laughter at times.  If an animal comes on one of their shows doing something silly... I'll often hear.... "hank, hank, hank!!" or "Haaaaaaaank!".  They sound like cone heads!

I'm starting to hear their friends 'hank!'.  They've discussed this and they decided that 'hank' needed a friend and they invented 'suzie'.  Now.... if something is funny... but not really funny... they 'hank' but if its not reallly funny but is meant to be... they 'suzie'!

So I'm wondering.... do your kids 'hank' like my kids 'hank'?

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Nancy Brenner
Referral Associates of Georgia, Inc. - Roswell, GA
Roswell Georgia Real Estate Agent
No Hank or Suzie here.  This one made me belly laugh!
I'd love to be a fly on the wall and see the fun that you and your family have in person!
Jan 25, 2008 01:11 AM
Elaine Hanson
Coldwell Banker Realty - Malibu | Topanga - Malibu, CA
REALTOR - Topanga, CA Real Estate Agent
I am on hank watch here on the west coast.  I will let you know when your trend has made the transcontinental journey. 
Jan 25, 2008 01:26 AM
Jason Crouch
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)

Martin - Again, I see that you and I are very much alike.  We should talk sometime.  My wife and I have stuff like that with our kids, too.  One funny similar thing that stuck around was "nyahnk".  My daughter turned "no" into "nyahnk" a few years ago when she was being particular petulant, and it has remained in our family lexicon ever since, now as a joke.

Jan 25, 2008 01:38 AM
Paul Slaybaugh
Homesmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate
Ah, the dreaded courtesy laugh.  I wasn't as clever as your kids.  Growing up, I distinctly recall simply saying "courtesy laugh" to an ill received attempt at humor.  I was not always popular with my honesty.  I'm sure my own parents are eagerly anticipating my boys paying me back in spades.
Jan 25, 2008 01:44 AM
Sally Zatkoff
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services PenFed Realty - Fairfax, VA
Making a Difference
Not sure if they Hank, but I do think that whatever it is they do do it must bear some resemblance to a hank since they don't think I am as funny as I think I am either. It sounds as if you suffer from the same lack of appreciation...I think your funny Martin. Haaaank!
Jan 25, 2008 01:55 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
Martin, with my kids all grown and gone, I cant answer that. But, I can tell you this. Overtime, everything shortened with the kids. Cherish the moments now.
Jan 25, 2008 03:24 AM
Inna Hardison
ha media group - Orlando, FL
Wordpress for Real Estate & Design, Print HaMedia Group
That's awesome... How creative of them:-) But no, Martin, you are not at all funny, nope, never... Hmmm-
thx for the laughs!!! I think my kids ould love to hang with your kids!
Jan 25, 2008 03:25 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
You are a Goof!LOL I love it!smileys
Jan 25, 2008 06:31 AM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN
Fantastic! This is, an Inna said, very creative and a hoot to boot! <<<smile>>>
Jan 25, 2008 06:40 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

Kids seem to like to have at least a little bit of a language all their own...

 

Now what kid really wants to admit that their parents can understand and actually deliver humour..

(now Laughing AT YOU is acceptable)

so they fight  giving the laughter..especially as they grow. shame must choke it down.. and finally "HANK"  must come out..

What will this evolve into as you AGE?   Will they still Hank your senility as the decades pass?  or will you get the last laugh as their kids hank them to death...

as you freely laugh you head off!  Thrilled too  that the grandkids love their Silly Grand PoP Off and his slackstick....at least in private 

 

Jan 25, 2008 07:59 AM
Gayle Balaban
The Best Spot Realty/Waterfront Real Estate/Ooltewah Real E - Chattanooga, TN
E. TN Waterfront Real Estate
Somewhere between the toaster and Frindle, I missed this one.  Oh Martin.  I have to meet you some day.
Jan 25, 2008 02:11 PM
Missy Caulk
Missy Caulk TEAM - Ann Arbor, MI
Savvy Realtor - Ann Arbor Real Estate
Martin, this is great, we have a character in our family called Fred. When something is really funny we all give credit to Fred. This is in it's 3rd generation being passed down. I love this post!
Jan 26, 2008 10:14 AM
Melissa Grant
A Serendipity World - Greenbackville, VA
The Law of Attraction In Life & Business
I love this post..in our home ..okay, don't laugh...when something or someone says a funny...you are a mo-mo-head !
Jan 26, 2008 10:19 AM
M A
Boston, MA

Nancy - Unfortunately.... its not ALL fun and games around here.

Elaine - Once it gets there.... can we get it in the dictionary?

Jason - Haaaaank!!!!  That's funny!

Paul - Haaaaank!!!!!

Jan - More impressive than me dancing with the toaster.... is the toaster dancing with me!!  Hank!

Jan 28, 2008 07:56 AM
M A
Boston, MA

Sally - Haaaaank!

Andrew - Haaaaank!!! or Heeeeenry!!!!

Danny - I try buddy.... I try.

Inna - Nope... not funny at all.... HAAAAAAANK!!!!!

BLR - I know you are.... but what am I!

Rich - A hoot to boot.... I like that.  HAAAANK!!!!!

blreast - I'm expecting to be hanked for decades!

Gayle - Come on up!

Missy - A Fred!  I like that!  Someone to blame!!!  My college roommate (Fred) proposed by putting up a billboard that said, "Nancy, I want to marry you.... but I'm a Fred.

Melissa - You are such a MoMo Head!!!!  If someone writes too many MeMe's.... are they a MeMe Head?

Jan 28, 2008 08:40 AM
Jolynne Photography, Creative Wedding Photography, Family Portraits, Bar Mitzvahs
Jolynne Photography - Hemet, CA
Bat Mitzvahs, Senior Pictures, Event Photography

Martin: You're not going to believe this, but my band used the same word for a totally different meaning. Not necessarily great for the 7-10yr-old set, but let me be delicate...

The minister that was to perform my marriage ceremony was named Hank.

Somehow, the term "Take her to hank." became a euphemism for nuptial bliss.

Thanks for the laugh.

Jan 29, 2008 01:41 PM
M A
Boston, MA

Joey - That's funny!  Of course.... I may never be able to let my kids say it again!

Jan 29, 2008 10:27 PM