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Ursus Americanus Ate Your Lockbox!

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Real Estate Agent with Associate Broker at Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Georgia Properties 256152

I have had some weird things happen to me over the ten years I've been in real estate, but last week was a doozey.

I typically do not attach lockboxes to the front door, because we live in a very laid back trouble free area. No one could use the stolen box without the codes, and they would probably withstand a nuclear strike, so the odds of someone being able to get in is practically null, even if they wanted to try.

However, last week I got a call from a client who said, "we think a bear ate your lockbox".

People around here are used to bears. They are basically harmless unless they feel there cubs are threatened, and they are quite interesting to have as backyard visitors. About the only problems they cause are related to food. They upset trash cans in search of a forgotten cupcake, and they can sometimes actually get into a house if they smell food through an open window (which is not a good thing to have happen), but for the mostpart they are good neighbors if you know the rules of cohabitation.

I never dreamed they would have any interest in lockboxes. Upon further investigation, a bear was in fact the perp, but instead of eating it as first reported, he merely relocated it to the backyard. Why he was interested I have no idea, but maybe the key made an interesting rattle noise. Perhaps bears like "baby rattles" too.

At any rate, I'm glad we found it or it would have been a lifelong mystery. I would hate to meet the bear, face to face, that could actually eat a lockbox.

I think I will start securing my boxes better in the future.

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Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX
Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!
What a great story. You just never know what your next adventure or dilemma will be in this business. I've never heard one like that before!
Nov 17, 2012 10:15 PM
Erv Fleishman
Realty Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Luxury Prop Specialist Realty Associates

OK. So you want to convince me that bears are harmless. I have an alligator for you to wrestle. Harmless fun. 

Nov 17, 2012 10:21 PM
Leslie G. Rojohn
MoonDancer Realty - Sylva, NC
GRI, ABR ~ MoonDancer Realty

Glad the bear didn't eat the lockbox.  I REALY wouldn't want to meet the bear that was trying to pass that out of it's system.

Nov 17, 2012 10:23 PM