Sunday Humor and the guide to being ultra safe

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA SAFE


What's for 
dinner?


Can I help you 
with dinner?


Where would you like 
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you 
wearing that?


Wow, you sure 
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you 
so worked up about?


Could we be 
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be 
eating that?


You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you 
DO all day?


I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.


I've always loved you 
in that robe!


Here, have some wine.




 

 

 

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Rainmaker
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MaryBeth Mills Muldowney
TradeWinds Realty Group LLC - Braintree, MA
Massachusetts Broker Owner

Grab the Merlot!  Never fails.   Smart Man wrote this or was it a smarter women directing the traffic!

Dec 02, 2012 11:07 AM #1
Rainer
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Lynn Pruitt
Keller Williams Lanier Partners - Hartwell, GA

LOL!  That was entertaining. And, yes I'll have that wine, thank you very much!

 

Dec 02, 2012 11:10 AM #2
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Karen Baker
Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty - Sunset Beach, NC
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MaryBeth ~ a woman directing a man who was ultra smart and ultra safe.. Lynn ~ Karen shares wine all the time especially when Frank is playing it ultra safe...
Dec 02, 2012 11:20 AM #3
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I am the last column.  I know what works!   Once a glass or two is in...I am out of the area for hours with no problem.

Dec 02, 2012 11:53 AM #4
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Karen Baker
Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty - Sunset Beach, NC
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William ~ you, my dear, are an ultra smart man!
Dec 02, 2012 11:56 AM #5
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Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

Frank and Karen: The ultra safe answer for me would be, do you feel like going shoe shopping?! :)))

Dec 02, 2012 12:34 PM #6
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Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Frank and Karen. I was prepared to be offended, but this is actually pretty funny. Enjoy the day.

Dec 02, 2012 07:57 PM #7
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Richard Iarossi
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Crofton, MD
Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate

Frank and Karen,

Looks like it's time to put a wine cellar in since I'm usually in the left column.

Rich

Dec 02, 2012 09:33 PM #8
Rainmaker
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Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Very good guide.  Thanks for sharing.

Have an outstanding week.  Be sure to have your camera in hand to capture the special moments during the holiday season.

Dec 02, 2012 11:39 PM #9
Rainmaker
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Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Frank & Karen~ Happy Monday!  I would really think that "here's my paycheck" should also work in every instance!

Dec 03, 2012 12:46 AM #10
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Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Frank & Karen -- thank you for the handy guide.   I missed the astrisked footnote, that flowers might be a dangerous gift, as they may lead to thoughts that the man is trying to cover something up.  LOL

Dec 04, 2012 03:35 AM #11
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Jim Palmer
Chipola Realty - Chipley Office (850) 638-2777 - Sunny Hills, FL
Washington County, Florida

Great list! This should be taught at the elementary school level. Wish I had seen this 40 years ago!

Dec 04, 2012 08:14 PM #12
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