Welcome to this week’s blooper reel, friends. We all know that selling homes is a skill, not a game of cards. However, with some of these agents, selling must be a game of luck and chance. Thanks to Jane Peters and Jan Pastras, both from right here in LaLa Land, for their great submissions. Check out these classic MLS bloopers – the Joker is wild!
Deal ‘em
"Harry won't last" (Neither will you, pal.)
"Buyer to check date” (For what – condoms?)
"This house has morte” (...As evidenced by your rapidly declining career.)
“Very unicorn house” (Very horse’s a_ _ agent.)
“Canyon cottage w/ querty decor” (Let me guess – idiotic from A-Z?)
This Hand Stinks!
“Extensions added” (Explained Snoop Dogg when asked why his dreadlocks were stuck in his bong.)
“Ope 12-5″ (First line of Ron Howard’s contract on the Andy Griffith Show.)
“Bach nearby” (Epitaph on a headstone in a German cemetery.)
“Park trails – enjoy rubbing” (Sign spotted at a park in West Hollywood.)
“Dog ran” (So should your seller…)
Don’t Bet on This One
“For those who want tall” (Post-It Note stuck to Yao Ming's forehead at his first NBA draft.)
“Autocratic sprinklers” (If you don't conform to their dictates, you get hosed.)
“Yard with windy pats” (Crikey - if Pat is that windy, she needs a colonic!)
"Close to shopping canters" (Hasidim or Clydesdale?)
“Can’t be sirpissed” (Yellowed and stained sign next to the Men's urinal.)
Gin is What You’re Drinking!
"Laundry shoot" (That's everyone's dream - underwear that will take a bullet for you.)
“Note smoking buns in Laurel Canyon area.” (Are you referring to our homegrown crop or the a_ _ on Jennifer Lopez?)
“This house has soup nuts” (Alas, my ex had the same problem.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!
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