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Kid friendly Santa Jokes

Real Estate Agent with Carolina One Real Estate

What goes "oh, oh, oh"?

  • Santa walking backwards

Why does Santa have a garden?

  • Because he likes to Ho, Ho, Ho

What do elves learn at school?

  • The elabet

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

  • Because it soots him


May y'all have a Very Merry Christmas and enjoy your friends and family the next few days.


Posted by

Laura Sargent


Carolina One Real Estate 

Email Me: LauraSargent.RealEstate@gmail.com

Direct: 843-509-2375

Helping clients buy and sell real estate in Charleston, Mount Pleasant, Isle of Palms, Sullivans Island, North Charleston, Hanahan, Goose Creek, Summerville, Moncks Corner, James Island, Johns Island, and Folly Beach



Bob Miller
Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty - Ocala, FL
The Ocala Dream Team

Thanks Laura for the wisshes and the jokes.  Have a Merry Christmas and Happy and Prosperous New Year 2013!

Dec 24, 2012 12:56 AM
John & Irma Nelson
San Antonio Real Estate Broker/Agent with Get It Sold Realty - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio Real Estate Agents - San Antonio Homes

Merry Christmas to you as well and thanks for the kid friendly humor - Have a blessed week and upcoming 2013

Dec 24, 2012 12:56 AM
Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor


I love the Santa jokes.  I made copy to take to Yonkers Christmas celebration tomorrow.  Four kids ages 7-13.

Merry Christmas.


Dec 24, 2012 02:52 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Laura -- thanks for the good cheer at this time of year.

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Dec 24, 2012 04:30 AM
Hella Mitschke Rothwell
(831) 626-4000 - Honolulu, HI
Hawaii & California Real Estate Broker

Laura: Oh goodie, I can use those when I talk to my grandkids. They love jokes. Happy Holidays.

Dec 24, 2012 04:33 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for the kid friendly jokes. More for me to tell my kids and get that sigh and eye roll!  :-)

Dec 26, 2012 04:42 AM