Attention SMS Sufferers!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Mike Farmer Realty

Have you been unable to pay attention lately? Have you found yourself wandering around town with no clear purpose? Do worried friends ask you "Are you okay?" Do you find yourself yelling at your dog for no good reason?

You, dear agent, may be suffering from Slow Market Syndrome.

Here at Farmer & Johnson we understand the emotionally debilitating effects of Slow Market Syndrome. The dedicated scientists at our Hokeypoke, Mn laboratory have developed a medicine that will relieve hundreds of thousands of SMS sufferers, enabling them to return to full and productive lives in a matter of days.

It's called RealaPill, and it works on faulty brain receptors that cause SMS in an estimated 40% of real estate agents. In 48 hours you will be your old self again: brash, arrogant and cheerfully charming. This neurochemical tweaker will work wonders on even the most severe cases - you'll be pitching sales like a pro before buyers know what hit them.

There is no need to suffer any longer; ask your doctor today if Realapill is right for you.

Here is what Helen G. from Hankapanka, Alabama had to say:

"I took Realapill and in a couple of days I was blogging, calling prospects and farming three of the biggest subdivisions in Montgomery. It was like a light came on - I felt like I can really do this, I really can! Thank you Farmer & Johnson for Realapill, I feel like an top producer again!"

Don't delay, call your doctor today! Remember - the market may be down, but you can be up.

Try Realapill!

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Rainer
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Testimonials always work!  LOL

Jan 28, 2008 12:14 PM #1
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Very good!  I may need a prescription.  I suffer more from CRS! :)

 

Jan 28, 2008 12:24 PM #2
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Mike Farmer
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Thanks Jayne and Audrey.

I have a touch of CRS, too.

Jan 28, 2008 11:56 PM #3
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