Here we go again – it’s Blooper Madness. Honestly folks, these marketing typos and ridiculous gaffes are not all from here in Los Angeles. A.R.'s own Bruce Walter will back me up on that, as a lot of these head-scratchers come from his local area of Indiana. I get submissions from everywhere, so I guess all the nuts haven’t rolled to California after all…although I will admit that we have a surplus. Please enjoy:
That had to Hurt
“Updates include 200 amo electrical” (Obviously you’ve tested that by sticking your tongue in an outlet.)
“Beautiful mud century detailing” (I’ll alert the shepherds.)
“3 Bad/Ba” (Ba Ba, Bad Sheep…Again with the shepherds!)
“New Country French destain” (There’s nothing new about the French hating us, pal.)
“Experience peace and statuary” (No wonder the French hate us – you’re trying to sell the Louvre.)
That Must have Left A Scar
“Cleaver use of space” (Oozed Eddie Haskell when Beaver Cleaver blew up the kitchen.)
“Photos don’t do this injustice” (The great un-sell. How’s that working out for ya, dude?)
“Stunnned designer home” (Methinks you both were tasered.)
“Experian high quallity” (Rather than checking your FICO score, you should check into Spelling Rehab.)
“Crab appeal” (Did you copy this off a sign in a Sig Chi bathroom?)
That One Left an Odor
“Enter via a lawn driveway” (I believe that’s called a cemetery.)
“Slain roof” (What killed it - your spelling?)
“Frosty glass acsents in klitchen” (No doubt those frosty glasses once contained your six-pack.)
“Motion censors” (Apparently mimes now have their own FCC.)
And This Week’s Winner Left Reality
“HOA includes community poop” (I think we all just did a community poop upon reading this.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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