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Burning Your Tongue Despite the Warning Label

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Mortgage and Lending with Guaranteed Rate NMLS# 2611 NMLS #208860

cup<-----Do you see it?  The little warning at the bottom of the cup telling you how extremely hot your beverage is?  I saw it too, but I figured enough time had passed since ordering my venti, and I tipped the cup back and proceeded to sear the kris kringle out of my tongue.  Which left me wondering a couple of things:

1. Why do we ignore warnings if they aren't convenient for us to heed?  If the small print said, "If you bring this cup back to Starbucks to recycle, we'll give you $1," I think I'd be all over reading and following directions.  But instead, I smugly chuckle at the idiocy of a nation that needs warning labels on everything it makes...and then burn my tongue.

An ice cube later, I started thinking: What were the warning signs in our housing market?  Was it the shift in the profile of the average real estate investor, from savvy and ambitious to cocky and impulsive?  Was it an unsustainable 30% appreciation in home prices within a 12 month span?  Or possibly an amusement park, day-after-Thanksgiving exhuberance that led people to camp out overnight to get first shot at a condo conversion or first phase of a neighborhood?

Yeah, easier to figure out after we've been burned.  But the lesson is to look for the warnings now.  Moving forward.  I need to study our economy and figure out where it's headed.  Read what Fannie Mae is doing to change the rules of lending.  Understand what my lenders can do by reading their e-mail updates instead of hitting the delete button.  Read the Fed's policy statements and see what Big Ben is thinking.  I can't afford not to pay attention, and neither can my tongue.

2. How does the tea stay hot for so long?  One word.  Insulation.  Well, that, and the fact that it's 212 degrees as it's being poured into the cup.  But back to insulation.  It made me think of the things I'm doing in my business to stay hot.  To protect myself.  I spent a big portion of the day yesterday calling private funding and hard equity sources, printing out their guidelines, and tagging their websites.  God forbid, if Fannie and Freddie ever get to the point where they cut out all wholesale lending, I need to be ready to find other sources of money for my clients.  I'm also networking with other mortgage and banking professionals to discuss solutions to our lending issues and see how we can work together to achieve them.

So despite taking my tongue out of commission this afternoon, I've been reminded of a couple of important object lessons.  And if I had a cup for my business, I hope it would read, "Careful, the mortgage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot."

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Jackie - computer-training-atlanta.com
770.498.7333 - Atlanta, GA
Learn to leverage technology to get more done.

Mike,

I enjoy reading your blog - have you considered doing something with writing (perhaps writing a column for one of your local papers)?

Jan 30, 2008 07:40 AM
Dan Forbes
Bradenton, FL
Mike, It's a good thing they don't print those warning labels on the bottom of the cup.  One reason we missed the warning signs of this housing market is that the National Association of Realtors kept spinning the "bubble" news to their favor.  I am disappointed in NAR...even today
Jan 30, 2008 09:01 PM
Mike Tullio
Guaranteed Rate NMLS# 2611 - Sarasota, FL
VP of Mortgage Lending

Hi Jackie.  I appreciate the high praise.  Funny thing is, I was an English teacher for 12 years before transitioning into mortgages, so I guess I still have game.  I do write for a local magazine, but I like the local paper idea too.  I'll keep you posted.

Big Dan.  I think the phrase you've used before is irrational exhuberance.  For someone to be preaching caution in that boom market would've been like Noah telling everyone about the coming flood.  Right message, wrong timing.  Or right timing, but wrong audience.  Time gives us the ultimate perspective.

Jan 30, 2008 11:00 PM
Richard Sweum
1st Security Bank - Everett, WA

Mike, my favorite is the 50/50 chance that they put the lid on so that the hole is right over the seam on the paper cup, allowing a little dribble to come out with each sip and is drips over your thumb, down onto your tie. 

This happens 80% of the time if you have to remove the lid to add cream, which stretches out the plastic on a really hot tea drink. 

My favorite thing is the "quotes" on the cups...

1) I want it in English. 

2) I don't want it to offend my sensibilities (ruins the enjoyment of a decent cup-o-joe.)

3) I don't want political crap on it telling me I'm too judgmental.  I know I'm judgmental, but if you want me to buy your friggin coffee, shuttheflukup!

4) quit highlighting societal "whiners!"  Good lord, you've just given the squeeky wheel a platform to overrealize their importance.

goooosfrabah....ok, I'm calmer now.

Jan 31, 2008 01:32 AM
Mike Tullio
Guaranteed Rate NMLS# 2611 - Sarasota, FL
VP of Mortgage Lending
Hey Rich.  Sounds like someone needs to cut back on the ginseng in his tea.  Hilarious comments my friend.  I think you may have outdone me.  I also find the "The Way I See It" blurbs downright abrasive at times.  Guess they feel like they should offer you more than just coffee at $5.83/cup!  Thanks for keeping it real.
Jan 31, 2008 06:03 AM
Kevin Hancock
Evergreen Home Loans NMLS 3182 - Poulsbo, WA
The Hancock Mortgage Team
Another great post.  The warnings were all around us, but apparently there were a lot of people much smarter than me (or maybe not) who didn't see them coming.  Real estate has always been cyclical, and will continue to be in the future.  We need to remember this so that 20 years from now we will know how to position ourselves when it happens again.
Jan 31, 2008 11:18 AM
Mike Tullio
Guaranteed Rate NMLS# 2611 - Sarasota, FL
VP of Mortgage Lending
Wise words Kevin.  There's no shortcut to learning sometimes.  Time is the great teacher and equalizer.  Yes, we have all learned some valuable lessons about real estate, investing, the economy, being prepared and being aware, and what not to do next time.  In the meantime, we do the best we can to make it and help each other out!
Jan 31, 2008 11:27 AM