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Introducing The Redneck Bidet

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Coastal Properties BROK.995683208

Introducing The Redneck Bidet--

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Some days I love my job. Sure, there are days when I have to seek out the humor, but then there are times like this when the humor finds me! I found this beauty while previewing a home today in Pineville.

 No, I am not stretching this from the faucet. This spray nozzle is installed where the toilet paper holder should be.

My guess is the homeowner did this to help the environment. Why buy disposable toilet paper when you can install a kitchen sprayer? And a nozzle that big will cover a lot of ground. Sure it's not much for pinpoint accuracy, nor would I want to put my hands anywhere near that handle.

 And checkout the size of that scented candle. Combine this with the GIANT BBQ PIT in the backyard, and this poor nozzle had his work cut out for him. Can't wait to see what my clients think!

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Mark Horan
Resident Team Realty, LLC & Toni's Property Management LLC - Saint Cloud, FL
"The Resident Chef" - Resident Team Realty LLC &

Doug, Did cha ever think it might be a drinkin fountain? Cas ya get thirsty while takn care of bidness?

Feb 01, 2013 03:25 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Doug.... that is soooo disgusting.... pack now and move here.... if a home has a bidet, it's a real bidet.... OMG.... is this one of your jokes that I'm falling for???? 

Feb 01, 2013 03:30 AM
Doug Rogers
RE/MAX Coastal Properties - Destin, FL
Your Real Estate Resource!

Mark-- We think alike :)

Barbara-- Sadly, not a joke. And if it means being a member of Team Todaro I will show homes on Super Bowl Sunday!

Feb 01, 2013 03:50 AM
Kathy Stoltman
Ventura, CA
RETIRED

OMG, definitely a first for me, but just can't wrap my head around it. You'll have to let us know what your clients think of it!

Feb 01, 2013 04:17 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

Oh, this is hysterical, Doug.  Unless that is a flexible hose, it is facing the wrong way.

Feb 01, 2013 06:44 AM
Mona Gersky
MoonDancer Realty, Dillsboro,NC - Sylva, NC
GRI,IMSD-Taking the mystery out of real estate.

All I can think is ewwwwww and I hope you scrubbed your hands afterwards.  May I repeat...ewwwwwww.

Feb 01, 2013 12:25 PM
Morgan Evans
Douglas Elliman Real Estate - Manhattan, NY
LICENSED REAL ESTATE SALESPERSON

I hope you clean your hand after you picked that thing up? Yikes.

Feb 03, 2013 01:01 AM
Marilyn Boudreaux
Marilyn Boudreaux, Century 21 Bono Realty - Lake Charles, LA
Lake Charles LA Century 21 Realtor

OMG this should be on a Honey Boo Boo episode

Feb 04, 2013 04:11 AM
Andrea Bedard
Thompson Company, REALTORS® 240.593.2860 - Silver Spring, MD
Fluent in Real Estate & German, M.A. ABR ASP CIPS

Oh! Huh? Really? I'm going to second Mona's sentiments... ewwwwwwww. I'm almost afraid to ask Doug but was it functioning, hooked up and all?

Feb 05, 2013 12:23 PM
Herman Herrera
HERMAN & CO REAL ESTATE - Staten Island, NY

You do realize that you can no longer cook with your left hand Doug.  Ever.

Feb 10, 2013 07:02 AM