Southerners don’t take medical terms seriously! Todays Smiles

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously, at Family Abstract, we thought we'd share our list with you. Enjoy!souhern doctor

Medical Term

 

Southern Definition Definition

Artery


-

The study of paintings
Bacteria

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Back door to cafeteria


Barium

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What doctors do when patients die


Benign

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What you be, after you be eight


Caesarean Section

-

A neighborhood in Rome


Cat scan

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Searching for Kitty


Cauterize

-

Made eye contact with her


Colic

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A sheep dog


Coma

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A punctuation mark


Dilate

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To live long


Enema

-

Not a friend


Fester

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Quicker than someone else


Fibula

-

A small lie


Impotent

-

Distinguished, well known


Labor Pain

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Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff

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A Doctor's cane


Morbid

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A higher offer


Nitrates

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Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node

-

I knew it


Outpatient

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A person who has fainted


Pelvis

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Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative

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A letter carrier


Recovery Room

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Place to do upholstery


Rectum

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Nearly killed him


Secretion

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Hiding something


Seizure

-

Roman Emperor


Tablet

-

A small table


Terminal Illness

-

Getting sick at the airport


Tumor

-

One plus one more


Urine

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Opposite of you're out
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Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

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Comments (13)

John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good morning Glenn -

Being married to a Southern Belle .... Well I guess I better plead the fifth :)  Just last night at our small group meeting Debbie got a big ribbing from one of the guys about her southern slang and twang.  Her response.... " Well bless your heart.  You just don't know any better."  

Feb 12, 2013 10:59 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

I love to travel South of Maryland, its only 100 miles away, but it becomes a whole new world of nice!

Feb 12, 2013 11:21 PM
Bob Ratliff
Robert Ratliff Realty - San Antonio, TX
"Sold with Bob"

Glenn, OK Y'all stepping on R-toes now, making fun of us Southern folk.

Feb 12, 2013 11:33 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

No worries Bob, Next week I'll hit My people.  here a starter...

 

A New York tailor, a devout Jew all his days, tries
very hard to bring up his children in the faith. One
day, his youngest son comes to him and announces
that he is becoming a Roman Catholic. The tailor
ponders his misfortune, trying to understand why
such a thing should happen to him.

In desolation, he seeks out his rabbi and confides
in him. "Rabbi," laments the tailor, "I do not
understand. I have a son, a nice Jewish boy,
brought up in the faith. We observed, we attended,
we did everything for the boy, and yet he decides
to become a Catholic. How can this thing be?"

"My friend," says the rabbi, "you WOULDN'T believe,
but I must tell you. I, too, have a son, a nice Jewish
boy, brought up here in the synagogue in the faith.
Yet, he also became a Catholic. Who is to know?
The Almighty has his reasons. All we can do is pray
to Him for answers."

With that, the two of them set forth in devout
prayer.

Suddenly, the lights dim, the walls shake, and
G~d's voice fills the room. "Let me tell you two,
you WOULDN'T believe, but I had a son, a nice
Jewish boy..."

 

Feb 12, 2013 11:35 PM
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Glenn- as a dyed in the wool displaced Texan who loves her grits, "them there's fightin' words, bubba."

Feb 12, 2013 11:44 PM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

Glenn,  Those are just too funny.  Love it

Feb 13, 2013 12:32 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

BARFF, can I call you BARFF, You have to admit, I am an equal opportunity offender!

Feb 13, 2013 01:11 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Belinda, I'm glad you liked!

Feb 13, 2013 01:11 AM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

LOVE the list and the joke-as a Yankee and a member of The Tribe, I definitely smiled at these-going to Charleston and Savannah next week so I'll let you know what I hear!

Feb 13, 2013 02:26 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Johanna, we'll add them to the list.  have a safe trip!

Feb 13, 2013 03:40 AM
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Glenn- That you are!!!

Feb 13, 2013 04:49 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- appreciate those definitions.  And if anyone complains, we will all just say, "Bless his sweet heart."

Feb 13, 2013 05:50 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Steven.... DEAL!

Feb 13, 2013 05:58 AM