Understanding Your Wife On Valentines Day, Paperback Edition

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

As a public service, Family Abstract Inc. is willing to send anyone a copy of the NEW PAPER BACK edition of Understanding Your Wife On Valentines day.  Simply send $549.00 for postage and handling and we'll take care of the rest! Happy Reading and good luck to us all! understanding wowen

I love my wife

I love my wife

I love my wife

This is a recording! 

Have a great day, hug them, squeeze, love them, give them your heart and your soul.

Tomorrow is coming!

Here is a quick Valentines Joke:

Fred was driving home from one of his business trips, in Northern Arizona , when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Fred tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred.

"What in bag?" asked the old man?

Fred looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:

"Good trade.”



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Comments (15)

Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Great story thanks for the laff.

Feb 14, 2013 12:44 AM
Bill Reddington
Re/max By The Sea - Destin, FL
Destin Florida Real Estate

Like it, may pass it along. No will pass it along. Thanks for the smile!

Feb 14, 2013 12:46 AM
Christine Adler
FindAHomeWithMe.com - Fort Lauderdale, FL
SE Palm Beach, Broward & NE Miami-Dade Counties FL

Love it!  Though I'm the wife that could have been traded! Thanks for the chuckle.

Feb 14, 2013 12:49 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Glenn you are just too fun!  Hope you and yours enjoy a great Valentines Day in all you do.

Feb 14, 2013 12:49 AM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

Glenn.  Ha ha ha.  So what the heck is up with that ginormous book????

Feb 14, 2013 01:20 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Donald, keep on smiling!

Bill, Pass it along, spread the good laugh, it's better than what we get most of the day!

Christine, you have nmy permission to switch it ti husband for your own purposes.

John, I'm just looking for as much love as you share with your wife.  (If she ever read my blog, I don't think I'll get there)

Belinda. NEW PAPER BACK edition of Understanding Your Wife On Valentines day

Feb 14, 2013 01:35 AM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

bad, Bad, BAD, Bad, bad... BAD.. Bad.... BAD... bad, bad, Bad, BAD, Bad, bad... BAD.. Bad.... BAD... bad, BAD! ;)

Feb 14, 2013 02:06 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Joni, Next year, same picture, but I'll switch the headline to Husband, deal?


Feb 14, 2013 02:12 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- thanks for the chuckles this morning.  We know you love your wife - and I am sure she is well aware of it today also.

Feb 14, 2013 02:46 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Steven, That is the truth, she knows it, I know it, our kids know it, I am a very fortunate guy.

Feb 14, 2013 04:22 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Glenn,

I think your peace offer to Joni might work next year..second thought..not so sure.

Feb 15, 2013 08:12 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Dorie, Flowers??

Feb 17, 2013 11:00 PM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

I have to agree with Joni...BAD, but in a funny way. I laughed. I got chocolate for Valentines Day and I took the hubby out for lunch. It was a good day. Any day with chocolate in it, is a good day.

Feb 19, 2013 09:33 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Debbie, my kids bought my wife a bow and arrow, she bought me a t-shirt with a Bullseye on the back!  Its all in good fun, we have been married for 26 years.... IN A ROW!  dark CHOCOLATE?

Feb 20, 2013 02:42 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Well, that wife of such husband does need wine and a lot of that, if she is still around.

Sep 02, 2015 05:16 PM