TGIF...Humor

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

It has been a long week of sorts.  So I will end it with a smile.

A farmer was raising 3 daughters.  It was Friday night and all three had dates.  As was normal for him, he met the guys at the front door with his shotgun. The first came to the door...

HI, I'm Joe, I am here for Flo, Is she ready to go?   The farmer looked him over and sent them on their way.

The second boy comes to the door...

Hi, I'm Eddie, I am here for Betty. We are going to get some spaghetti. The farmer looked him over and then sent them on their way.

The 3rd boy comes to the door..

Hi, I'm Chuck...The farmer shot him before he could say another word.


Have a safe and fun weekend everyone!


Comments (12)

Eric Michael
Remerica Integrity, Realtors®, Northville, MI - Livonia, MI
Metro Detroit Real Estate Professional 734.564.1519

What was the daughters name that Chuck came to pick up? I'm wracking my brain trying to think of a girls name that rhymes with Chuck...

Feb 15, 2013 08:10 AM
Cindy Jones
Integrity Real Estate Group - Woodbridge, VA
Pentagon, Fort Belvoir & Quantico Real Estate News

Yea unless the daughter's name is nasty then the joke makes no sense whatsoever and I'm fairly certain the daughters name does not rhyme with Chuck.

Feb 15, 2013 08:13 AM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Thanks for the chuckle... Have a great weekend!

Feb 15, 2013 09:33 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

okay, well that was a mind bender! always like to see you helping us into the weekend!

Feb 15, 2013 11:59 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hey William, I get it, but it is Friday, so I laugh at everything on Friday nights.

Feb 15, 2013 12:01 PM
Samantha Smith
214.422.0729 www.SamIAmHouses.com - Rowlett, TX
Sam I Am Houses, Simply Texas Real Estate

Ha! I appreciate the chuckle ... especially now that my 17yo step daughter is living with us :| LOL!

Feb 15, 2013 12:28 PM
Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Realty - Topsfield, MA - Georgetown, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

Ahh yes the farmers daughter jokes. This was a short but funny one.

Feb 15, 2013 07:38 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I don't think it mattered what the girls name was.  The boy should have used his proper name...Charles.

Feb 15, 2013 10:05 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...Sounds like a great rural family man.  They take their values seriously.

Feb 15, 2013 11:26 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

HMMMM...that guy was waiting for no one to make a mistake.  Nip it in the bud!

Feb 18, 2013 12:00 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

All the more reason not to use a nickname. Misunderstands happen and he only got one.

Feb 18, 2013 10:59 PM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

He wasn't worred about the girl's name part rhyming, but the activity at the end.

Joe - Go

Eddie - Spaghetti

Chuck - Well, use your own imagination!

Feb 20, 2013 10:16 AM

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