It’s Saturday and I’m waiting for a real estate showing, when a few random funny thoughts come into my head.
You don't have to be crazy to be a Realtor. We will train you!
It’s not a typo if you don’t actually know how to spell the word.
I think there's finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon because I need to pee?
Speak your mind it is less painful that biting your tongue.
Once you learn how to be happy, you won't tolerate being around people who make you feel anything less.
If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
The existence of the 'snooze' button tells you everything you ever need to know about the human race.
I just learned that all the people who have said, "You haven't changed a bit" have been lying to me!
They say that they key to dieting is moderation so I have decided to diet for only five to seven minutes a day.
It looks like Cupid saw his shadow again this year…3 more months without a date.
"Men, in order to select your lady a present, tell her that you already have her gift and ask her to make a guess. She will list everything that she wants. ….Yes it’s genius - You're welcome." ♥
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