A Good Question... For a Joke on Tuesday!

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.
http://www.familyabstract.comA young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father..

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in Minneapolis
and still wearing all this crap?
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Comments (5)

Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

That's a good one. It is pouring rain here and it is bleak and gloomy so your joke is really appreciated this morning.


Feb 18, 2013 10:56 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Betty, I am here to help!

Feb 18, 2013 11:00 PM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good morning Glenn and thanks for the big smiles on this Tuesday morning.  We will be on the fly here today.  We have a possible listing to look at, an inspection and walk through then I still have a CMA to get over to some past clients that are relocating out of state.  Bring it on.... I have had my funny fix and am ready for the day :)

Feb 18, 2013 11:07 PM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Sad but true. People want to hold on to traditioans that make no sense where they are currently.

Feb 19, 2013 01:04 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- kind of like the one Zig Zigler used to tell, of woman cutting end off ham to cook it - did it that way because mom did it that way, and she did it that way because her mom did it that way.  Grandma did it that way, because otherwise it didn't fit in the pan.   Situation and circumstances can make a big difference.

Feb 19, 2013 01:32 AM