Lawyer with a Lexus - Your Laugh For Today

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.


 A very successful attorney parkedhot lawyer his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. 

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

"My Rolex !!"
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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (14)

David Grbich
Realty One Group - - San Juan Capistrano, CA
Orange County Real Estate - 949-500-0484

Very funny - hopefully not a true story!! Regards Dave

Feb 21, 2013 11:49 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

David, no, I make up 83% of my statistics and jokes right on the spot.

Feb 21, 2013 11:52 PM
Fred Griffin Tallahassee Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker


  I just got off the phone with an Attorney.   Maybe I should call back and tell her this story!


Feb 22, 2013 12:24 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good morning Glenn -

You're on a roll these days my friend.  Sounds about right.... with that said... I love attorney's... No seriously.... I do :)  I'm working for one right now.  A great person with just a slightly different attitude than we normally see with a seller.... Imagine that.

Feb 22, 2013 12:29 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Fred, can't hurt, screw em if he can't take a joke!

Feb 22, 2013 12:37 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

John, between the ONE that you know and the ONE that I know, thhey are giving the rest of them a bad name!


Have a great weekend buddy!

Feb 22, 2013 12:38 AM
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Glenn- very funny!  Thanks for my Friday laugh.  

Feb 22, 2013 01:37 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Glenn~ That was great! Thanks for the laugh! Have a fabulous weekend!

Feb 22, 2013 01:57 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- thanks for the laughs this day.  Imagine, he didn't notice the blood messing up his suit!

Hope you have a fantastic weekend!

Feb 22, 2013 02:18 AM
Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ

Now you've made my morning!   Laughing hard on this one!  OMG my rolex!!!!!

Feb 22, 2013 02:46 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Kathy, You are welcome my firend>

Donna, same to you and everyone you love

Steven, The devilis in the details.

Anna, I'm so glad your one of my favoriyes, I love to make you laugh.

Feb 22, 2013 03:49 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

LOL...yes really laughing out loud. I think the other people in the office think I'm a bit touched.

Feb 22, 2013 07:12 AM
Lori Bowers
La Quinta, CA
The Lori Bowers Group

This just shows how transient material possessions are and what really matters and cannot be replaced or repaired

Feb 24, 2013 12:51 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Debbie, keep laughing anssmiling, it confuses them!

Lori, Great comment!

Feb 24, 2013 10:37 PM