Proverbs to Start Your Week!:)

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

1.. Eat well, stay fit,smileys die anyway.

2. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

5. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

7. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

8. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

11. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material.

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Comments (66)

BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
You are welcome Brande!
Feb 05, 2008 12:07 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around
Love Danny's girfriend!  She is quite a beauty!?!  LOL
Feb 05, 2008 12:41 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Brigita...hope she doesn't roll on him!
Feb 05, 2008 12:43 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

Got to keep the numbers going up!

Now what's BLR  gotta do to get that Brittney kind of publicity!!!!  as an marketing 'pert sure you'll figure something out...

LOL .... I guess you could borrow that shirt- and show  your "Oops I did it again"  results of your night wiping out that country club Super Bowl Spread!    Hey on the bright side-there'd likely now be more than enough room for the company name &  whole phone number painted into your belly  face...> 8=) under the pointing arrow!!!

 

After you finished eating that big  SUPER  SUPER BOWL SPREAD - Hope you're  not seeing

  this low flying pig trying to land  in your mirrors lately ?Go to fullsize image  TOO! ....(and don't try telling me  in my case it  could have anything  to do with chocolate)....  LOL

     So Maybe to compete with the her notoriety  maybe you better get  to using that belly:

.Go to fullsize image See how well the big belly advertising works... just imagine yourself with a painted face  smiling back at your audience too!

And it's going to be left up to you.... (and don't think you can hire Danny's Girl for the job... granted there's lots of BBW for Danny to Love but really a lack of flat enough   writing space, plus all of the wiggle, and the jiggle along with the folds and creases- nobody could read the copy much less read all the  phone numbers...with all the curves in that sexy red bikini- just too much distractions.. Sure they'll remember the billboard.. but forget the company paying for the advertising.. might as well blow $2.7 million for a super bowl ad....

Sorry, but  it's going to have to be  your waist on the line--  and don't even bother asking- there's simply not going to be  enough belly AD space  available over this way  either  ....'cause  I'm going on another cocoa  Diet. and exercising by ROFL at your jokes...

...... So as a Thank You for your new low-cost easy marketing plan, and hey- what better excuse for having to go to the beach & "WORK"      - you can  just keep on keeping  on  sending those chocolates....

LOL 

 

Feb 05, 2008 01:39 AM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN
Now I know why all the office furniture is broken...Danny's sweetie...911! 911! I tried to resize the photo, but I was afraid!
Feb 05, 2008 04:18 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

There  you go Rich-

BLR bravery at work...even where we don't belong..

But look at that little GATOR MAN starring  in top corner-  not only CROSS EYED BUT so GREEN with Envy.....

that she's able to smoother and swallow all at the same time...

but are you sure that's Danny under there?  those are some slim legs...

  blrguy, now has anybody seen the blonde one lately....  LOL

Feb 05, 2008 05:52 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

Now did anyone see the recent study that showed smokers and the obese cost less in total lifetime health care costs than those slim and trim models...(who live longer and cost more expensive treatments later on)

  So those  BBW are saving the Health Care system more  dollars than costing...

so blrguy there's bound to be a proverb in that someplace....

   (let's hope its not the gov't trying to push a "All you can eat, drink, and smoke" long term health plan.. )

 

Feb 05, 2008 05:59 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
Sick I tell you, just sick. And those bird legs can not be mine.
Feb 05, 2008 06:04 AM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN
Did you also notice the arms sticking out the top! I am just glad she had her Sunday Best on in this photo and not her Saturday Night Going Out ones on! Someone Was Yelling For Help But This Is All That Came Out!
Feb 05, 2008 06:08 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

LOL

Better look in the mirror... the Gators gone  bright green....what about  you?

And without a different comparision that dude might be  bigger than he looks..

who's to say... that Gator could be nearly fully grown...

of course  with the smirky look on his face  he's either met the BIG pan more than once..

 

or just be afraid he might be next in line......

 

But whoever the guy is, your right Rich he's either throw his arms up in  total surrender...

or looking at the open palms doesn't have any air left to fight....

 

Feb 05, 2008 06:24 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

LOL..You guys are killing me!smileys

Those could be Danny's legs...cuz they would be flattened like the rest of him....Holy Crow...you 3 actually have me speechless!

Feb 05, 2008 07:20 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

 But before you leave the office today  worrying  too much about those  love birds..

  here's the AMA's take on the whole situation:

they  recently claimed:

a FEW EXTRA POUNDS POSE LITTLE RISK!

So if the American Medical Association says it- what more do you want?

O.k. look at the  Automobile Industry...  if somebody else pays for the fuel- don't you want that big SUV for safety right?

 

So just See this as an EXTRA LARGE MODEL ---

 Go to fullsize image Now just LOOK HERE!  Are you more interested in the size of the ride or the length of the drive?

Now will anybody reallyeven stop to ask if this is equipped with air bags or not... or worry about their safety?

See there more proof that  a few extra pounds holds little risk...

 now guy's  there you go.......

 

(but blrguy just warned we  better  watch the weight....and you cann't see it if its on top of you!!!)

But even if there's little risk,still don't want to watch it, some things just aren't for everyone's eyes .. blrguy will just have to do his own fetish peeping tom voyeurism.. But maybe you better find out if whose flesh is getting pressed  is someone you know...

 That ICE preparations might come in handy... but blrguy, if she's making you so breathless that you're speechless- maybe my suggestion for the ringtone to Kiss it Goodbye might not be so far off... at least for the little guy-  lol

 But even though everything the dude's got has gone to sleep and gone totally limp (maybe for life)... 

      You're free to  just go on and  KEEP believing the AMA- a few extra pounds pose little risk..

 

 

Feb 05, 2008 08:10 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL BLREast....I would say,the back of that truck would be a good place for Danny's GF to ride...LOL
Feb 05, 2008 08:16 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

Could you imagine the fuel bill... even running that one empty?   likely burns it not by the gallons per mile but counted in the barrels per mile!

Hopefully Danny will have learned a new position before he tries that the next time... lol or that dump bed might be a lifesaver, if he's got a remote.....

but as that old Proverb proves once again--

perhaps just maybe there's somebody for everybody...

 

 

 

Feb 05, 2008 08:24 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

As an old proverb says

(and lucky for those who find it so)

There is a lid for every pot.

They say there is a lid for every pot

and though not trying to discriminate

what you find ugly- some find hot

some like skinny- others go for the heavy weight;

some go for what's in common, others not.

 But when big n small attract and go to the gate

And  you find your lid doesn't quite fit the big pot you've got,

although you might try and give  it  a  shot-

some lids just make a better top than bottom plate.

Doesn't mean the luving cann't be Great!

Just be sure to brace up that  Lover's Cot

before somethimg  breaks then it's  too late.

 

 

 

 

Feb 05, 2008 10:11 AM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN

What a nice nursery rhyme. I would say whatever floats your boat but I do believe that the logic in that phrase is a little flawed. The ICE would be perfect for this situation but I think the little guys head probably popped from the pressure.

Feb 05, 2008 10:45 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL BLREast..my nursery rhyme post has gotten you going!LOL
Feb 05, 2008 06:01 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Rich..it was probably more than his head that popped...LOL
Feb 05, 2008 06:01 PM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

Rich...

   I suggested  it was blrguy's job to  use  ICE - (as she & he had made blrguy speechless)...In my comments on the ICE post suggested adding  a FAV ring-tone for use when it's already  too late  to call 9 11... so one could play your swansong as you

  "KISS YOUR ICE GOODBYE"

Since clearly the little guy was a gonna...  & blrguy the voyeur got so breathlessly  excited he was speechless so couldn't call for help- the least blrguy could do would be to  play the ink blot out with a song! (and should the chubby chaser not be crushed- it could become "their song".. lol

What's you FAV song blrguy?   "take me out to the ball game?"   or is it one from back in  your childhood

"Daddy's Got a Brand New Squeeze Box!"

Feb 05, 2008 08:30 PM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN
Too much! Hahaha! Maybe "Pop Go the Weasel" And if he survived, could be the Tina Turner classic Proud Mary!
Feb 06, 2008 03:45 AM