"Sledding doors" - Are Your Listings Going Downhill Due to Bloopers?

If the guy next to you has something yellow on his face, it may be egg. Yes, folks, it's Friday once again, and the Blooper Blog is back with some very embarrassing marketing blunders. Check out these hilarious MLS gaffes…and then go proofread your own listing remarks, or you, too, could end up in the Blooper Hall of Fame:

Fruits and Nuts

“Plum missing” (Offered by Little Jack Horner Real Estate and Produce Company. )

“Overlooks steam” (For those in the market for a porno movie theater...)

“Sink spayer missing” (How does one spay a dog in a sink? …And that explains the tibia bone in the dog house.)

“Sledding doors” (Why bother - you’re already going downhill fast.)

“Window bitch” (My advice: Open, push, run like hell.)

Screws and Screwballs

“Security bras” (So an alarm goes off when a guy reaches second base?)

“New microweave” (A popular hair style for elves this year.)

“Bar in basint” (And a lot of empty beer cans in the trash, I presume?)

“Watch up tick” (Odd place for a watch…and how did you get the tick to bend over?)

“This house can’t be duped” (No, but I bet you can.)

Bolts and Bolters

“Needs vanish” (Mission Statement of Rush Limbaugh’s Ex-wives Club.)

“Need puberty fotos?” (Not unless I decide to memorialize my acne.)

“Stained gass throughout” (Hence the streaks in your briefs.)

“Good donton locashun” (Honorable dim son is marketing dim sum.)

Back to Screws

“Golf curse” (Tiger’s explanation to ex-wife Elin for constantly misplacing his “club.”)

 

That’s it for this week, folks, but I'll be back next Friday. Until then, remember: Spell well and sell!

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