When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning...uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards ...carrying their younger siblings on their backs... to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average
despite their full-time, after-school job at the local textile mill....where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids.... about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
Now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet, we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves! There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter....with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
There were no MP3s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and f@#* it all up!
You want to hear about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7- 11! Those were your options. We didn't have fancy sh-t like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no
idea who it was! It could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, your drug dealer, you didn't know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Play station videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens; it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game
just kept getting harder and faster until you died! ... Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy sat in front of you and you couldn't see you were just screwed!
Sure, we had cable television (Some people did)! We had only the 3 channels that came in from the antenna on top of the house. I thought we were really lucky when Fox came along and we had 4 channels!), but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network!? You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning... D'ya hear what I'm Saying!? We had to wait ALL WEEK, you spoiled little bastards!
We didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up...we had to use the stove ... imagine that! If we wanted popcorn...we had to use that stupid jiffy pop and shake it over the stove like an idiot forever.
There was no printing 3 or 4 copies. We typed with carbon paper on a manual typewriter. If you made a mistake on the document and you were almost at the end...you had to start all 4 all over again.
That's exactly what I'm talking about! Kids today have got it too easy. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980.
Family Abstract has been doing title insurance for close to 30 years, we were, at one time the "new guys" but after almost 30 years I don't knwo of we're a newie or an oldie. I wish you all a great day!