It is no secret that I spent some time at Disney World last week.
It was not uncommon to see little fender benders while there. The heavy stop and go traffic made for easy bumper to bumper kisses.
One of the standing jokes we had was...
A young blonde was entering the gates a Disney and the traffic was bumper to bumper, stop and go. AS she looked around and marveled at the vastness of the area she lost her focus and bump the car in front of her.
She froze in panic! The drivers door to the other car open and out stepped this man of a very short stature.
He walked back and looked at the damage and then looked at the young gal.
He then walked back to her car, tapped on the window. She slowly opened it...
"I am not Happy!" the man said.
Somewhat relieved, she smiled and said..."OK, I give up...which one are you?"