Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

The kids at Family Abstract were at it again! kids Sometimes during settlements, when the buyers or sellers bring their children, it's my job as "Camp Counselor" to make their time in our offices more enjoyable. Actually we use the kids to make our days more enjoyable! Read on and you'll understand why...Actual answer from actual kids!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 kids married

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? kid date Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9

kids kissWHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

Hug your kids, they will be deciding where you live when they get old enough! From my family at Family Abstract to yours, all our best! We will make your settlements fun and enjoyable, give us a shot for PA, NJ, Md and Florida! =======================================================

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (14)

Edward & Celia Maddox
The Celtic Connection Realty - Queen Creek, AZ

Some very good tips from the young ones, with a whole different prospective.

Mar 21, 2013 03:31 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

from the mouths of babes!!

Mar 21, 2013 03:42 AM
Ray Stockwell
ZipperAgent - Boston, MA
Director of Marketing

I can see myself in some of those things they say.  Always loved Art Linkletter's "Kids say athe darndest things"

Mar 21, 2013 04:36 AM
Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ

Glen you make a wonderful camp counselor for all of us!  I loved the kid humor break today - thanks!

Mar 21, 2013 04:56 AM
Bud & Beth McKinney
Cary/Raleigh/Apex NC - The Team That Cares, RE/MAX United

These are wonderful! That definatly cheered up my day!

Mar 21, 2013 05:19 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Ray, my daughter was on that show with Bill Cosby when they filmed it from Philly.  Thanks


Mar 21, 2013 06:00 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Anna, made you laugh but not that uproarious laugh that gets me a star, I'll keep working at it!  Thanks Anna

Mar 21, 2013 06:01 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Bud and Beth, that's why I'm here!

Mar 21, 2013 06:02 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

So many of them were hysterical, but I love the kid who said he would play dead...........and then follow up with the newspapers the next day to make sure they wrote it up..............that kid has his shit together.........knows all about following through.

Mar 21, 2013 09:06 AM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

Oh my gosh! These are such a hoot. I had to suggest it. Surely others could use a good laugh!!

Mar 21, 2013 01:33 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Roger, that's the key, making it to the finish line!  He was a really cute kid!

Mar 21, 2013 11:45 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

AWWWW Thanks Joni, maybe the rain gods will allow some friday smiles!

Mar 21, 2013 11:45 PM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

These are terrific Glenn and Derrick and Pam have both hit the nails on the head!  Looks to me like a lot of these kids come from RED STATES!!!

Mar 22, 2013 02:37 AM
Jill Sackler
Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500 - Long Beach, NY
LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate

I'm blown away by some of these responses from the children.

Mar 22, 2013 08:34 AM