“Big poach for leisure” - Listing Remarks That Laid An Egg

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Kristen Correa Real Estate & Reedy Creek Realty Services 0514644

Every MLS listing has typos, except mine, of course! Just kidding. But these mis-spellings and grammar issues let way more than the cat out of the bag. I am all cracked up. Hope you enjoy them from Miss Gwen, too!

Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

 

TGIF! Yes, it's Friday, and I'm b-a-a-a-ack. The blooper scooper picked up some hilarious bloopers this week, friends. From sins to insurgents, this was a colorful week for real estate property listings. Check out these memorable gaffes:

When Less is More

“No dogs insides” (Bragged Wan Lo Wang about his restaurant menu.)

“Come in – get worm” (Warning to those who eat at Wan Lo Wang’s. )

“Electric walk in kitchen” (That explains the ”stir-fried feet” on Wan Lo Wang’s menu.)

“Big poach for leisure” (Newsflash to Wan Lo Wang: It’s hard to relax when you’re up to your a_ _ in hot water.)

When More is Less

“Insurgence of area” (Well that explains the Black Hawk helicopter in your kitchen.)

“Call for dissections” (Stand in front of the Black Hawk – that ought to do the trick.)

“Need voyeur for open house” (I’m sure my neighbor will volunteer if you compliment his raincoat.)

“Log pool” (So if I say I’m waterlogged, am I being redundant?)

More or Less

“Follow my sins” (Only if you promise to pay the bail money.)

“Large for such a pretentious area” (Sign on an Airstream parked on a street in Beverly Hills.)

“High tech serenity system” (Let me guess - a yoga tape and two Ambien?)

“Wader green pathway” (Newsflash: You’ve driven your pickup into the bayou, Bubba.)

“Sweller needs rent-back” (He’d be better off with a diuretic.)

Post-Mortem

“Garage with work bitch” (Maybe she wouldn’t be such a bitch if you let her out of the damn garage.)

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!

 

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Kristen Correa Real Estate

Comments (7)

Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Kristen, what a great collection of mistakes and errors.  It is so hard to believe that folks can put stuff like this in print, and then not notice it when they re-read it.

Or, maybe that's their problem.  They don't proof-read anything... so they have no clue how silly it all looks.

Apr 05, 2013 01:06 PM
Kristen Correa, Broker
Kristen Correa Real Estate & Reedy Creek Realty Services - Keller, TX
I love coffee & real estate. I am out of coffee!

Hi Karen Anne! Hope things are great for you!

Apr 06, 2013 06:35 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Kristin, any chance you could send me that breakfast in your picture above?

Apr 06, 2013 09:20 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Whoops---looks like a better ask Gwen :)

Apr 06, 2013 09:21 AM
Kristen Correa, Broker
Kristen Correa Real Estate & Reedy Creek Realty Services - Keller, TX
I love coffee & real estate. I am out of coffee!

I already devoured it or you could ask Gwen :) Thanks for the comment.

Apr 06, 2013 09:27 AM
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Hi Kristen:  The only way one could call some of these mistakes "typos" would be if the agent actually knew how to spell in the first place... rather than the mistake coming from hitting the wrong keyboard key.

I am going to try to give you a call later on, if that is ok?

Apr 06, 2013 10:32 AM
Kristen Correa, Broker
Kristen Correa Real Estate & Reedy Creek Realty Services - Keller, TX
I love coffee & real estate. I am out of coffee!

Hi Karen Anne, sorry, I just now saw your post about calling me! Sure! Anytime!

Apr 06, 2013 08:41 PM