Every MLS listing has typos, except mine, of course! Just kidding. But these mis-spellings and grammar issues let way more than the cat out of the bag. I am all cracked up. Hope you enjoy them from Miss Gwen, too!
TGIF! Yes, it's Friday, and I'm b-a-a-a-ack. The blooper scooper picked up some hilarious bloopers this week, friends. From sins to insurgents, this was a colorful week for real estate property listings. Check out these memorable gaffes:
When Less is More
“No dogs insides” (Bragged Wan Lo Wang about his restaurant menu.)
“Come in – get worm” (Warning to those who eat at Wan Lo Wang’s. )
“Electric walk in kitchen” (That explains the ”stir-fried feet” on Wan Lo Wang’s menu.)
“Big poach for leisure” (Newsflash to Wan Lo Wang: It’s hard to relax when you’re up to your a_ _ in hot water.)
When More is Less
“Insurgence of area” (Well that explains the Black Hawk helicopter in your kitchen.)
“Call for dissections” (Stand in front of the Black Hawk – that ought to do the trick.)
“Need voyeur for open house” (I’m sure my neighbor will volunteer if you compliment his raincoat.)
“Log pool” (So if I say I’m waterlogged, am I being redundant?)
More or Less
“Follow my sins” (Only if you promise to pay the bail money.)
“Large for such a pretentious area” (Sign on an Airstream parked on a street in Beverly Hills.)
“High tech serenity system” (Let me guess - a yoga tape and two Ambien?)
“Wader green pathway” (Newsflash: You’ve driven your pickup into the bayou, Bubba.)
“Sweller needs rent-back” (He’d be better off with a diuretic.)
“Garage with work bitch” (Maybe she wouldn’t be such a bitch if you let her out of the damn garage.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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