Fun with Siri !

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Real Estate Agent with California Lifestyle Realty DRE# 1780607

Fun with Siri

If you have siri on your iPhone, here are some fun questions to ask Siri! 

 

Why did Apple make you?  Siri
Do you believe in God?
Siri, I love you.
What do you look like?
What is the meaning of life?
Will you marry me?

What's your favorite color?

Who made you?

Are you man or woman?

What is your favorite computer?

Are you human?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

What are you wearing?

Am I fat?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Are you a virgin?


What’s for dinner? tootsie pop
Sing me a lullaby!
Tell me a dirty joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guess what?
How old are you?

When is Thanksgiving?

Where can I buy drugs?

Who is the fairest of them all?

Where do babies come from?

Siri, where is the G spot?

Do you smoke pot?

 

Is Santa Claus real?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

 

A fun Wednesday pick me up for those of us who have Siri on our iPhones… try asking her these questions.
(We especially like the "what's for dinner?" one if you live near Grill A Burger) Have fun!

Why did Apple make you?
Do you believe in God?
Siri, I love you.
What do you look like?
What is the meaning of life?
Will you marry me?
What’s for dinner?
Sing me a lullaby.
Tell me a dirty joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guess what?
How old are you?

 

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Comments (5)

Kathy Sheehan
Bay Equity, LLC 770-634-4021 - Atlanta, GA
Senior Loan Officer

There are time when I love Siri and other times, not so much!  The questions the Verizon salesman asked when he was demonstrating the phone was, "Where do you bury a body?"  Try it, it was funny!

Apr 24, 2013 10:21 AM
Bette Gottwald
UNITED REAL ESTATE | Central PA - Mechanicsburg, PA
"Bet"on Central PA Real Estate!

Kathy, this is so funny!  Thank you for sharing. My husband and I are rolling in laughter.

Apr 24, 2013 01:28 PM
Kathy Schowe
California Lifestyle Realty - La Quinta, CA
La Quinta, California 760-333-8886

i know... we have been asking her things all night!  K

Apr 24, 2013 02:41 PM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

I have had my phone for a couple of months now and have talked to Siri only twice.  I shall have to try some of these.  Thanks.

Apr 25, 2013 03:30 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

My wife and daughter ask Sari some of the craziest questions. I suppose it is good entertainment, if nothing else.

Apr 25, 2013 07:44 PM

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