Today is one of those holidays I appreciate like a single dude on Valentine's...
Administrative Professional's Day
Here is a list of things my imaginary secretary is doing for me right now!
He is so creative! He is typing up an amazing blog post!
He retrieved my mail. Opened it. Paid the bills. Filed them. Argued with someone who overcharged me and got them to give me money back. And sent the bill copies off to the bookkeeper.
He answered all the calls. He took great care of every vendor and client caller! He even converted one I couldn't convert yesterday. He is one smooth mover.
He is so professional. I just heard him tell a solicitor to take a hike in the nicest way ever. I think he even sold him a house while he told them never call me again to sell me something I don't even need.
He made my coffee. Then my tea. Now my Bourbon! Neat. Just the way I like it.
He is one special dude. I think I will get him flowers and a cake.
Just kidding. I'm just jealous! Of both the bosses who have helpers and the pros who got flowers today!
H A P P Y A D M I N I S T R A T I V E P R O F E S S I O N A L S D A Y !