Best cowboy pick up line ever...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

    Best cowboy pick up line ever...

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman---

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it...'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

'What's so special about it?'

The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.

Comments (5)

Linda K. Mayer
License # 01767321 - La Verne, CA
Realtor, SRES, SoCAL, A REALTOR YOU CAN TRUST

I said to myself, SELF, you are gonna be sorry for reading this... and sure enough, I should listen to my own self.  It's a groaner! 

May 01, 2013 01:05 PM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Yes, but funny!

May 01, 2013 01:09 PM
Mark & Janelle Potter
The Real Estate Network 719.331.4824 - Colorado Springs, CO
Mark and Janelle Potter Realtors - Broadmoor Colo.

You all have alot of cowboys out ther in PA?  I Love it.

May 01, 2013 01:30 PM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Actually from a friend in Wyoming, and in his case, could be a true story!

 

May 01, 2013 01:36 PM
Bill Reddington
Re/max By The Sea - Destin, FL
Destin Florida Real Estate

That's what I call confidence. Maybe I can try this with a real estate sign.

May 01, 2013 02:26 PM