Did I read that sign correctly? FRIDAY FUNNY!

By
Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.
Did I read that sign correctly?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
 
 
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
 
 
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop: 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
 
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
 
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
 
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
 
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
 
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
 
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
 
 
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Proofreading is a dying art,wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and 
Daughter
 
 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 
 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
 
 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
 
 
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
 
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
 
 
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
 
 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
 
 
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
 
 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
 
 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge
He probably IS the battery charge!
 
 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
 
 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
 
 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
 
 
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
 
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (11)

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Lots of good stuff there Glenn.............things that make you go hmmmmm!

May 10, 2013 04:31 AM
Kathy Sheehan
Bay Equity, LLC 770-634-4021 - Atlanta, GA
Senior Loan Officer
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
 
That is just too funny!!!!!
May 10, 2013 07:31 AM
Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

These are super.  I need to reblog and post to G+.  Also, don't let anyone go on my floors!

May 10, 2013 07:37 AM
Jim Patton
Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816 - Modesto, CA
Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties

Glenn - Thanks for the Friday chuckle.  I'm going to see if I can get me some of that "red tape".  There's just some things that duct tape wont do.

May 10, 2013 08:38 AM
John G. Johnston
John G. Johnston & Associates, LLC - Westcliffe, CO
An Exclusive Buyer's Agent ~ Westcliffe, CO

Glenn  I found this via Debbie's re-blog.  I can only imagine what a closing is like in your office!

May 10, 2013 12:38 PM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Glenn~ These are awesome. I didn't know you could use red tape to hold up a bridge. Good to know!

May 10, 2013 02:48 PM
William Johnson
Retired - La Jolla, CA
Retired Real Estate Professional
Hi Glenn, This was a really fun read. I loved the laundromat sign. Too funny.
May 10, 2013 03:44 PM
Sharon Parisi
United Real Estate Dallas - Dallas, TX
Dallas Homes

Glenn,  what a great way to end a busy day with a smile!

May 10, 2013 04:22 PM
Janis Borgueta
Key Properties of the Hudson Valley - Newburgh, NY
LIC RE Salesperson

OMG.. you can't make this stuff up ... and we don't have to.

May 11, 2013 01:26 PM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

I love it. I needed to lighten things up this morning, and this did the trick. Thanks, and have a great day.

May 14, 2013 10:29 PM
Fred Carver Personal Real Estate Corporation
RE/MAX Camosun Victoria BC Real Estate - Victoria, BC
Accredited Real Estate Consultant

Hi Glenn....Good Find, thanks for the chuckle.

Have a fun and successful day.

PS: Check out Funny Friday's

Sep 07, 2013 01:43 AM