Golf verse Tennis, A Real quick joke!

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

I hope you have a great day, from your friends at Family Abstract!


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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (8)

Roger Stensland
Keller Williams Realty Puget Sound - Maple Valley, WA
Let's Move!

Now, that's funny!  I did not expect that punch line. 

May 21, 2013 01:31 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Thanks Roger, have a great one!

May 21, 2013 01:43 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- thank you for the grins -- that was a bit different.

May 21, 2013 03:54 AM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

OK, Mr. Stand Up and shout - definitely made me smile.   Thank you so much-it's adorable!

May 21, 2013 05:05 AM
Jim Patton
Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816 - Modesto, CA
Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties

Good one Glenn.  I'm sure I will be repeating that one. 

May 21, 2013 08:00 AM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

And btw, soon they will have Stand Ups on DWTS, and I think you and Joan Rivers would be a great team!!!!

May 21, 2013 10:53 PM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

I had heard it before, but had completely forgotten the punch line. Thanks!

May 21, 2013 11:16 PM
Jill Sackler
Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500 - Long Beach, NY
LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate

That really is funny and the baby picture at the bottom is priceless.

May 22, 2013 12:52 AM