A Man and His Money and a Faithful Wife - Daily Humor

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Real Estate Agent with Realty One Group - www.FindCARealEstate.com BRE# 01708749

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put 
it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said..., "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,
"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

 

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Comments (14)

Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Oh Dave, I have a friend that this fits perfectly. He would find a way to cash it though.

May 21, 2013 01:19 PM
David Grbich
Realty One Group - www.FindCARealEstate.com - San Juan Capistrano, CA
Orange County Real Estate - 949-500-0484

Hi Debbie - that's funny!! She should just put an IOU in and call it a day. Regards Dave

May 21, 2013 01:58 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hi Dave - I guess I should had seen that punchline coming --- very funny.   

May 21, 2013 02:45 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

All I can say is that this guy married a smart woman!

May 21, 2013 09:40 PM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

David, That is classic!!!  I laughed my butt off on this one.  May he rest in peace while his wife enjoys “his” money!

May 22, 2013 02:20 AM
David Grbich
Realty One Group - www.FindCARealEstate.com - San Juan Capistrano, CA
Orange County Real Estate - 949-500-0484

Hi Michael - great punchline - sounds like something my wife would do! Regards Dave

 

Hi Gabe - he definitely found a good one. Regards Dave

 

Hi Kathleen - I am sure he is turning over in his grave right now! Regards Dave

May 22, 2013 02:29 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living
David, that's a good one! Smart wife. Thanks for the chuckle!
May 22, 2013 02:34 AM
Jon Kolsky
Kolsky Realty & Management - Long Beach, CA
Licensed California Real Estate Broker

Dave~  (the check will be good) "I'm sure"

May 22, 2013 04:15 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

David, that was funny, had to read clear to the end to be SURE she did not put that money in the casket!

May 23, 2013 12:03 AM
David Grbich
Realty One Group - www.FindCARealEstate.com - San Juan Capistrano, CA
Orange County Real Estate - 949-500-0484

Hi Jon - check may be good but it is buried very deep. Thanks Dave

 

Hi Joan - she was a smart cookie and is now enjoying the money. Regards Dave

May 24, 2013 07:18 AM
Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
ViewHomes of Clark County - Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
REALTORS® in Clark County, WA

Too funny.  There's a lesson there I'm sure - if we dig deep enough. Lol.

May 26, 2013 01:38 AM
Melissa Zavala
Broadpoint Properties - Escondido, CA
Broker, Escondido Real Estate, San Diego County

Well, that widow is thinking outside the box... same applies to real estate. SOmetimes we need to think outside the box!

May 27, 2013 06:07 AM
David Grbich
Realty One Group - www.FindCARealEstate.com - San Juan Capistrano, CA
Orange County Real Estate - 949-500-0484

Hi Debb - that's a good one - have a great week. Thanks Dave

 

Hi Melissa - your right - if we want to find the check we need to think outside the box as well. Regards Dave

May 28, 2013 07:07 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Hi David,

how are you doing?

I don't see much of your posts here on AR.

btw,

Happy New Year! All the best!

Jan 05, 2014 08:02 PM