FrIdAy FuNnY FrEe FoR AlL, It"S FrIDaY AfTeR AlL... Enjoy!

By
Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

How about a break from Title Insurance at Family Abstract and Real Estate around the country for some good old fashioned jokes. 

Sex at 68... I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of
the changes."
~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~

My wife and I had words,but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're Not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
 
From my family at Family Abstract to yours, have a great weekend!
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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (4)

Brad MacKenzie
Brad MacKenzie - Duxbury, MA
Turning Houses into Homes on the South Shore

... But after woman was created, she changed her mind and asked a different question.

Jun 21, 2013 03:28 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

and so it began....

Jun 21, 2013 03:38 AM
Marney Kirk
Cummings & Co. Realtors - Towson, MD
Towson, Maryland Real Estate

LOL, Glenn, these made me chuckle. Thank you! :)

Jun 21, 2013 04:44 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Glenn~ I've had that problem of finding my glasses without my glasses. It's really not that funny!

Jun 21, 2013 08:46 AM

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