I am starting a One Man War. MSNBC & FOX NEWS ... you are thy enemy. I don't mind the commentary of it all, opinions being thrown around like Paula Deen jokes at the next AACP event, or the fact that we live in a Country that allows the moronic their fair share of air time on outlets that were once held sacred and/or non-existent yesteryear. I'm cool with that stuff. But to treat these two entities as sources of anything legit is about as ridiculous as thinking beating Richard Simmons in a 100-yard dash is impressive. Come on, folks!
The war is not to take either one off the air. Hell, I could win the Powerball ten times over and still not afford to be able to do that. But I don't want to do that. All I want is what makes total sense. Treat those channels like Professional Wrestling. It's entertaining at times, has a place, but you never take it to heart ... let alone seriously.
I loathe to put Jesus on the spot, yet I want to make a point. If you ask most on FOX about Jesus, he was obviously a Republican. The Bible is word and HIS word was written by a few folks who hung out with him (or didn't). Nevermind the seedy elements of the text that are more outdated than Richard Gere's sex appeal.
Conversely, if you ask someone at MSNBC about Jesus ... he was more than likely a Liberal Democrat. You know, long hair and beard and tending to the poor and all that stuff. Jesus was certainly poor since he went to that version of Death Row without a suitable Attorney. And now those damn Republicans use that man on their quest to wage war on the poor ... cause the Bible tells them so. Yeah, I bet Jesus would love Bill Clinton trying to bang Mary Magdalon behind the scenes.
Full transparency, here. I'm a socially liberal, fiscally conservative type of guy at the tender age of 36. No matter what your chosen party tells you, they probably don't live up to either. I've wanted to start the "Pragmatic Party" for a long time. Not always right, but at least honest and consistent. We lack funds. We are the less charismatic version of Ron Paul which is a worry in of itself.
MSNBC & FOX ... I have two words for you, but I've promised myself not to swear outside the confines of my car wading through traffic going forward.
SO ... I'm going to chastise, berate, & pull your underwear over your head every chance I get until you get a bit legit. Until then, I'm going to treat you like Professional Wrestling. Jesus ain't Hogan and God ain't McMahnon, but believe as you must.
I'll be the guy in the corner, the one you drive away with each moment of your general existence.
