Why you should Retire in Sunset Beach, NC

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

Why you should Retire in Sunset Beach, NC

Retiree's Message From a Good Friend.....

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me! And here is why.

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me!

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older and wiser, here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE..........??????

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John McCormack, CRS
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Jul 04, 2013 04:55 AM #1
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Hi John! Best to you and Debbie!! We are relaxing on the beach with our mobile office today!!
Jul 04, 2013 05:11 AM #2
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Terrific Post!  I think you do appreciate this especially if you have had the good fortune to be retired!

Thanks for making me laugh!

Jul 04, 2013 06:35 AM #3
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Thanks Sherri!! We will be visiting your area in November for a family wedding!! Looking forward to it!
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Two good reasons to live in Sunset Beach...............Karen and Frank Baker.

Jul 04, 2013 08:54 PM #5
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Roger ~ and when good friends come to visit!
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Very funny.  If I ever get to the point where I can retire Sunset Beach is on my list of places to consider.

Jul 08, 2013 11:32 AM #7
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Good morning Karen and Frank. Sooooo many good reasons to share your town. It's great to love where you live. Nicely done.

Jul 08, 2013 09:26 PM #8
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Cindy ~ Retiring is just around the corner for you,right?

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Sheila ~ All in fun when retiring to Sunset Beach!!

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