ETERNAL LIFE...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

ETERNAL LIFE

 

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

 

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

 

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

 

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.

 

 

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie. 

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