Recover Yer Rain!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Friends and loyal followers!  Hi!!

It's me, Billy Jays again!

How good it is to be with you so soon after the introduction of one of my most popular products - Dot Yer Drips!

I have to say, Dot Yer Drips! has been flying out of our warehouses!

But what have I been hearing?  Your calls, letters and emails have gotten me to think.

You've been saying, "Billy Jays, my roof is so bad Dot Yer Drips! has not been enough.  My roof leaks so badly it's almost like it's raining up there!  It's a regular ActiveRain up there!  And I don't want to lose any of it!  Help Billy!"

Well, I gotta say, Billy Jays already has your back covered!

In the very test roof where Dot Yer Drips! was developed and tested we found that same problem!

It was really raining in that attic!

Then it got me thinking.  What a waste that would be of good ActiveRain water!  So I thought, what I could do about that, and solve that problem for you, my dear friends and family?

As I was thinking the poem about Columbus sailing the ocean blue came to mind and how on those ships they would recover the rain water to replenish their barrels of drinking water.

And it hit me! 

Let me introduce my latest, and perhaps greatest, problem solver! 

Recover Yer Rain!  Yes, with Recover Yer Rain! not a drop of the ActiveRain that gets through your roof will go to waste!

But Billy, you might say, how can I recover all that ActiveRain?  I don't want to waste any of it.

I call it Billy's Bag And Buckets!

You can see how this works along with Billy Puff!

It's a fail-safe system!

And just look at what a beautiful ocean blue Billy's Bag And Buckets! is!  What a wonderful and colorful addition this can make to any attic!

Simply unroll and lay out my waterproof Billy Bag!  It comes in a variety of sizes depending on how much ActiveRain you need to recover.  While it looks like a regular hardware store tarp, it's not!  It's my official Billy Bag!

Then decide on how many and what size Billy Buckets! you need, and lay them out accordingly!  See how good that looks along with Dot Yer Drips! ?

Get creative!  You can lay it all out in any pattern you want! 

This pattern is recommended on page 17 of the instruction manual that comes with Recover Yer Rain!  I call it Crop Circle.  But hey, you can choose any one of them!

Call now!

And if you call in the next twenty minutes, and because we can't do this all day, I will have my incredibly trained Phone Bank O' Bucket Babes and Boys throw in a Billy Blanket! absolutely free!

That's so you won't miss a single drop of ActiveRain!  And you really don't want to!  That ActiveRain has a lot of value!

It's white, like ocean foam!

So Call Now!  Get your own set of Billy's Bag And Buckets! and free Billy Blanket!

Call and get your very own Recover Yer Rain!

Now, I know what you're thinking now and you don't even have to ask!

It's tough being up there in that hot attic!

And what better way to deal with that heat while you Recover Yer Rain! than a little of Billy Jays own Wet Yer Whistle! 

You get a free case of Billy's special dihydrogen monoxide!  Remember, we filter our dihydrogen monoxide to the minimum standards required by law.  It's the code!

SO CALL NOW!

How good can this tandem product be!?  Dot Yer Drips! and Recover Yer Rain! is perhaps the best tandem ever and will make for the driest attic in your neighborhood!  IT CAN'T BE ANY BETTER!

Be sure to take your neighbors up to the attic so they can see how they can dry their attics too!

Let them slug down a bottle of Wet Yer Whistle! and see what a great problem solver YOU are!

It doesn't get any better than this!

So get on the phone and have a nice talk with my hand-picked Phone Bank O' Bucket Babes and Boys and order yourself up some Recover Yer Rain!

Another order of Dot Yer Drips! won't hurt either!

You'll be so glad you did!

I'd recommend that you CALL NOW...

This is Billy Jays signing off!  And when it comes time to sell your house, have a great time recovering from this one...

 

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

When I climbed up there and saw that stuff I laughed too Trisha.  My client's attention was piqued by that!

Aug 09, 2013 09:35 AM #26
Rainmaker
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David Shamansky
US Mortgages - David Shamansky - Highlands Ranch, CO
Creative, Aggressive & 560 FICO - OK, Colorado Mtg

Most excellent I'll take two... actually maybe I'll take two. If I buy now is the 2nd on free except I pay for processing and handling?

Aug 09, 2013 10:13 AM #27
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Sorry David, I'm not in on that end of it.  You'll have to call now.  The Phone Babes and Boys will work it out.

Aug 09, 2013 10:19 AM #28
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Ed Silva
RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Billy, what a clever idea. I've seen many a home owner mis-using a Billy blanket and placing them on the outside of the roof when they could have been using them under the roof. Very clever

Aug 09, 2013 11:44 AM #29
Rainmaker
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Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

Good stuff Jay. Is that expanding foam that I see included in the Recover Yer Rain?

Aug 09, 2013 11:48 AM #30
Rainmaker
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Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

I could have used one of those kits several years back, when my youngest daughter, then 15, accidentally fired off a shotgun in my house.  She and her older sister were clever enough to find some accoustical ceiling repair in the garage and fix the hole to the ceiling before I got home.  What they didn't do however, was fix the roof.  I should shame them for not knowing about those kits:-)

Aug 09, 2013 12:07 PM #31
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Richard Iarossi
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Crofton, MD
Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate

I don't get it Jay...did they just happen to forget that they were having a home inspection?

Aug 09, 2013 01:01 PM #32
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Wow, what a promotion! You really made me think: i need it:) ( even I live in California where the rain 1-2 times/year)

Aug 09, 2013 05:37 PM #33
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Billy has demonstrated that inside is much better than outside Ed.  He is so in the forefront.

It is Tom.  I think Billy makes that clear in the add - they are tandem products!

Myrl - don't blame them now for what happened then!  Billy just came out with this!

Richard - apparently.  Two posts (and two Billy Jays products) in a row about the same attic!  When I got up there I laughed out loud.

Inna - that is the power of the infomercial!  I'd call now.

Aug 09, 2013 06:47 PM #34
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James Dray
Fathom Realty AR LLC - Bentonville, AR
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Billy Jays kinda reminds me of someone like Uncle Bob.  Unless its my house I find them unbelievable but people hire them. 

Aug 09, 2013 09:07 PM #35
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
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You would think....knowing an inspection...no...make that after the first "collection" bowl....oh never mind...think and this remedy don't belong in the same sentence

Aug 09, 2013 09:18 PM #36
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Billy Jays is a bona fide, James, NOT like Uncle Bob!  I won't tell him you suggested that...

As a remedy no, S&D, but as a marketable product yes!  Billy Jays knows the market.

Aug 09, 2013 09:33 PM #37
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Wayne and Jean Marie Zuhl
Samsel & Associates - Clark, NJ
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Great post. Thank you for making me smile this morning.
Aug 09, 2013 10:01 PM #38
Rainmaker
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Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Billy Jay, your products are amazing. The owners don't have to worry about that leaky roof any more.

Aug 09, 2013 11:21 PM #39
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hi Billy Jay,

I guess that's one way to help the ceiling from getting wet.

My question is why didn't they just fix the leak in the first place? But then I guess it would be too simple a question. LOL

Have a great day Billy in Bristow.

Best, Clint McKie

Aug 09, 2013 11:24 PM #40
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Suzanne Otto
Six Twenty Designs - Lansdale, PA
Your Montgomery County PA home stager

Don't laugh...but I currently have this set up under my sink in the half bathroom. It's not so much "recover yer rain" as it is "recover yer water so the drywall doesn't get moldy". It's just a temporary fix, I swear, until I redo the bathroom.

Aug 10, 2013 12:51 AM #41
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Gerard Gilbers
Higher Authority Markeing - Asheboro, NC
Your Marketing Master

Once again a great example of makeshift work! Interesting idea to post it infomercial style!

Aug 10, 2013 01:12 AM #42
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

W&J - in addition to hopefully teaching you something!  But I'm always glad when someone's day is lighter!

Mike - I simply couldn't be prouder!  That is one fine system there, and the tandem products are amazing!

Clint - when Billy is about you don't need to go to all that extra expense and work!

Suzanne - having a catch basin under the sink is fine for the short term!  Better than a leak!  But, will it be there forever?

Gerard - this is Billy's 42nd product for sale on AR!

 

Aug 10, 2013 09:04 PM #43
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Charles Stallions Real Estate Services
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services Inc - Gulf Breeze, FL
Buyers Agent 800-309-3414 Pace and Gulf Breeze,Fl.

Umm Billy Jays is one heck of a character I saw a owner with a dozen or more pots in the attic catching rain water

Aug 11, 2013 12:09 PM #44
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

You have to admit Joyce, he does get around!  That was a multiple order!

Aug 11, 2013 02:59 PM #45
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