TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

 

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left after you enter the trailer park."

 

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudge-sicles.

 

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

 

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

 

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

 

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

 

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…."Embalming."

 

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

 

 

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape...

Comments (2)

Elise Harron
Dirt Road Real Estate - Kingman, AZ
Rural Vacant Land and Development Specialist

Ha ha ha - Steve you made my morning ---- don't for get that half the staff are changed from FT to PT status!!!!  Cheers and I wish you the very best day, week, month!!!!!

Aug 14, 2013 12:38 AM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Thanks Elise! I just hope this remains humor and doesn't become prophecy, though I fear it is...

Aug 14, 2013 12:49 AM