A war story...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

 

 

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left-wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!

 



 

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

Comments (2)

Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Don't care if you are liberal or conservative, that is funny!  Politicians are such easy targets!

Aug 14, 2013 11:46 PM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Needless to say, my opinion of politicians-(especially liberal ones), is rather low...

Aug 15, 2013 12:12 AM