Friday Funny ... My wife has been missing for a week...

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.


From my family (including my wife) to all of you, All our very best.  Please give us the honor and privedge of doing your title insurance for you or your clients, thanks in advance.



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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!


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John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good Friday Funny morning Glenn.  My wife says you're wife has to have a good sense of humor to let you live... LOL.   All in good fun Sir.  Have a great weekend in all you do and hello to your bride as well.

Aug 16, 2013 02:23 AM #1
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Big difference between "letting me live" and Letting me live in peace", LOL..  I have the best wife, for what I paid,



Aug 16, 2013 02:39 AM #2
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Glenn, That is funny, thanks for the laugh!  Have a great day!

Aug 16, 2013 02:55 AM #3
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Hello Glenn. Bah Dum, dum....funny. Enjoy the weekend.

Aug 16, 2013 03:02 AM #4
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

You too Tony and Darcy!

Come on Sheila, that was better than a Bah Dum, dum

Aug 16, 2013 04:54 AM #5
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- you mean they hadn't sold them all already?  Hope you have a fantastic weekend!

Aug 16, 2013 06:37 AM #6
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Glenn, well, I guess I could turn that around, LOL. 

Have a fantastic weekend and thanks for the laugh!

Aug 16, 2013 09:29 AM #7
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