Top Ten Signs That your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare Health Care

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.
We have been getting a lot of grief about the new health care changes that we had to employ here at Family Abstract, as usual, I'll hide behind the comedy, it seems to make the pill a little easier to swallow. 
 
Top Ten Indicators That your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care Plan.


(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
 
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
 
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
 
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
 
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
 
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
 
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
 
(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."
 
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
 
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
 
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."

- Henry Ford
 
Make it a great day from my Family at Family Abstract, Inc. to yours all our very best!!  PLEASE give us the opportunity to do the title insurance for your next client.  And Stay Healthy!!
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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

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Hi Glenn -  very cutting but it rings of truth unfortunately...

Aug 20, 2013 06:38 AM #1
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Anna Banana Kruchten CRS CRB, Phoenix Broker
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Glenn leave it to you to find some humor in this mess!  Love the M&M joke......which color should we chose today dear!!!

Aug 20, 2013 06:49 AM #2
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Glenn Freezman
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Gay, the differnece between anger and truth is a fine line for sure!  Thanks for commenting, I appreciate it!

Aug 20, 2013 06:52 AM #3
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Glenn Freezman
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Oh Anna, let's just grab a whole bunch and call it a night!

Aug 20, 2013 06:53 AM #4
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It's funny now, Glenn.   But when this Disaster becomes Law, may God help us!

Aug 20, 2013 07:02 AM #5
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Evelyn Johnston
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How did this man get elected twice?  No one I know claims to have voted for him. Thank goodness you can't run but two terms. I shudder to think of all the hidden junk in that obamacare ream or two of papers.

Aug 20, 2013 07:43 AM #6
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Roger D. Mucci
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It would be even funnier if it weren't so true Glenn.

Aug 20, 2013 08:59 AM #7
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William Johnson
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Hi Glenn, This is terrific and I had a good laugh and a tear in the corner of my eye as well because there is likely more truth than humor contained.
Aug 20, 2013 02:01 PM #8
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Than Maynard
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Just donate big to the dems and you will never be denied care...or get elected to Congress or hired by a Congress critter.

Aug 21, 2013 03:41 AM #9
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Than Maynard
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(13) Your healthcare coverage would be better if you were unemployeed.

(12) Your Dr spends more time trying to sell you 'alternative treatments' (vitamins, fads, whatever) than actual examining you.

(11) When you ask about the tongue depressors being darker on one end the nurse states "Don't worry we turned it around after each patient."

Aug 21, 2013 03:47 AM #10
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Glenn Freezman
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You are Right Fred, no one will be happy until someone loses an eye!

Aug 21, 2013 04:57 AM #11
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Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Evelyn, he feeds most of the voters, why would you unelect the hand that feeds you?

Aug 21, 2013 04:58 AM #12
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Glenn Freezman
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Roger, you say Tomatoe I say Tomahtoe, very thin line between tragedy and comedy.

Aug 21, 2013 04:58 AM #13
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Glenn Freezman
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William, is there really a difference between comedy and tragedy?  Did you learn nothing from Shakespeare?  LOL

Aug 21, 2013 04:59 AM #14
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Glenn Freezman
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Than, you should re blog my post with your most excellent additions.  Want to help me write comedy?

Aug 21, 2013 05:00 AM #15
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Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
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I probably could. Give me a straight line and I'll hit you with a punch line.

When I bother to watch Leno I can finish 90% of his jokes for him!  :-) And, my wife thinks mine are funnier when they don't meshwith what his writes wrote!

 

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