I was at a award ceremony the other day and heard a good one.
The speaker was telling about a mishap that happened to him earlier in his career. He had just helped a lady buy a new home and decided he wanted to send her flowers. He called up the florist and told him what he would like. A few days later he gets a call from the lady. She was not happy at all.
"Is this some kind of sick joke?"
"What do you mean?", he replies.
The card says, "Rest in Peace."
"Oh Dear, Let me find out what's going on."
The man calls the florist telling him about his upset client. The florist looks in the computer.
"Oh my god, can you imagine how upset these people are going to be at their father's funeral when they read the card, "Congratulations on your new home"!
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