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Humor with a moral

By
Mortgage and Lending with Progressive Mortgage

 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

 

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

 

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

 

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."

 

 

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

 

 

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

 

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

 

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

 

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

 

 

 

Moral of the story:

 

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Jonelle Simons
Windermere Real Estate - Park City, UT
I've heard that one a few times.... It's a funny one though
Feb 21, 2008 04:44 AM
Patrice Estess
PB APPRAISALS - Kerhonkson, NY
GOT A SIMILAR ONE THIS MORNING...A LITTLE MORE X RATED BUT EQUALLY FUNNY.  THANX FOR THE CHUCKLE
Feb 21, 2008 04:46 AM
Al Maxwell
Keller Williams - Marietta, GA
Real Estate Agent

Very, very funny! I can't wait to pass that one along...

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Feb 21, 2008 04:53 AM