Getting Your Prostate Check

Hi Folks,
A couple of years ago I had to go to the doctor's office thinking I was going for a routine check-up because Debbie my wife was concerned about me. Well, little did I know that Debbie had told him I hadn't had my prostate checked. I knew then I had been set up. So, with a snap of the latex gloves and a high-o-silver or as he put it, "put your elbows on the table"... I thought he was kidding at first, but then I knew he was serious when he looked at me with a real stern look as if to say, "we can do this the easy way or the hard way". To be truthful, I think he was more concerned with my tonsils than my prostate. I didn't know I still had such a vocal range. The last time I sang soprano was in seventh grade. No "I love you", no nothing; I felt cheap. Hey, if you guys out there haven't had yours checked, you should. It can be a life saver, and a great way to meet new friends.

In Your Service, Russ Prothero