BUT WHAT ABOUT GOOSE FIGHTS?
That's the way it will be in California if the Humane Society has its way. They're seeking to make it a felony to be a spectator of a dogfight in California. But what about a goose fights? I was walking through the park the other day when this goose stopped me and asked me if I would like to watch a goose fight. I said to him "are you serious"? and he replied "sure, we do this all the time."
Well, I wasnt about to pass up an opportunity to take a gander at a good goose fight so I ask this goose "where's is this fight", and he says "follow me."
Well, then I had second thoughts, so I paused to think about whether following Mr. Goose
was a good idea or not when suddenly he honks really loud he and beckons me saying "YOU COMING OR NOT"?
So, I took a quick look around to make sure no one was watching us - then proceeded to follow Mr. Goose.
We traveled down the bank along the side of the lake for while until we came to what I guess you could call ringside. Then this other
goon goose comes up to me and looks me over really good and Mr. Goose explains to him that I'm his guest for the fight and goony goose backs off and lets me pass.
So here you go - you get to see in gory detail exactly what I saw and I'm sure you'll agree that there ought to be a law against goose fighting as well.
I GUESS WE KNOW WHO WON!
Just so you know. I had no favorites and I didn't place any bets.
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