I have wonderful friends who try to keep me laughing - it is sometimes hard today - but this next article I received in an email - author is unknown - may help brighten your day.
Wife from New Jersey
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that
she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of
days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey. He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich
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