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I'm having trouble getting lending.

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Commercial Real Estate Agent

Is there anyone out there that can help me with financing.  We are having extreme trouble finding financing for a fantastic McMansion that my clients just can't live without.

Please help us figure out how to put this package together.  I can tell you it won't be easy but I think if we can find a way we might find the secret to affordable housing!!!

McMansion

Comments(12)

Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life
Ryan - Shoot, that's no problem at all.  I can get your clients a blanket mortgage at a fixed rate of somewhere in the 4's and close in 7 business days.  Email me at jsardi@fullofcrapola.com to get started:-)
Mar 04, 2008 04:08 AM
Steven Keefe
Coldwell Banker Sky Ridge Realty - Lake Arrowhead, CA
Great Photo!  Looks like a real redneck paradise!
Mar 04, 2008 04:14 AM
Dave Woodson
Dave Woodson - Chesterton, IN
Not the Average Agent
I know a guy that will do it in 3 days weekends included.  Rate is in the 3 to low 4's.  As far as income verification.  We will just wait for them to win the lottery
Mar 04, 2008 04:16 AM
Anonymous
Leslie Martin
Hmmmm, have you tried owner(s) financing?   Thanks for the laugh!
Mar 04, 2008 04:19 AM
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Mike Gambino
Prudential Patterson Realtors - Florissant, MO
GRI

Ryan,

Enuf alreddy!  I told you I wood consider seller financin.  I'll make the interst rate afordable, jist come back an talk to me.

'Yer Firend,

Mike

Mar 04, 2008 04:22 AM
Erica Crowell
eRealty Inc. - Wake Forest, NC
That is an awesome picture...was that taken in NC?  :)
Mar 04, 2008 04:37 AM
Abe Do
Olympia, WA

It may have been takin in NC.....I can tell you one thing, I was really hoping for a 5 day close and a fixed 2.5% rate.....but I suppose the sub prime issues have brought that fixed rate back up to 4%.  Damn those lending standards!!

 

I'm sorry, I had to post this, it made me laugh too hard not to.

Mar 04, 2008 04:46 AM
Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life
Ryan - I 'know a guy' so getting you that 5 day close and 2.5% fixed rate shouldn't be a problem.  What I will need is my standard application fee of $12,498 Danish Krone to proceed.  Of course this will be refundable to you at closing:-)
Mar 04, 2008 04:52 AM
Richard Sweum
1st Security Bank - Everett, WA
Case and point as to why no one in their right mind lends on manufactured housing.
Mar 05, 2008 10:30 AM
Debbie White
Southeast Alaska Real Estate - Juneau, AK
I Sell Alaska!
Oh my gosh.  Where did you ever find that photo, Ryan?  LOL I thought I was going to p my pants.  Thanks for the laughs!
Mar 10, 2008 11:34 AM
Andy Laughlin
ConnectRealty.com - Bellingham, WA

You should take a look at my blog "The Future Of Real Estate" Let me know if you have any questions. Thank You!!

May 06, 2008 06:08 PM
Anonymous
Clarence Scott

If looking for commercial financing is a problem, get in touch with me.

Jul 14, 2008 07:22 AM
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