A smile for the day... enjoy

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Mortgage and Lending with Cherry Creek Mortgage

A Loan Officer died and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates to present himself for admittance to Heaven.

Peter said, "You did a lot of good helping people get into homes and you donated a lot to charity. You even worked on that Habitat house. But you told too many fibs to the underwriters and were very unkind to both your processor and office staff.

We aren't sure where you're going to fit...so, we've decided to show you around both Heaven and Hell and see where you feel comfortable."

As they toured Heaven, the Loan Officer really liked the big mansions and the streets paved with gold, but the harp music did get on his nerves a little.

Then, when they showed him around Hell, he noticed everyone had their choice of playing golf or tennis, hanging out by the pool smoking and drinking, or dancing and playing cards in the clubhouse. He told St. Peter..."Oh, this is going to be hard! Can I sleep on it?"

So he was allowed to think it over during the night. The next morning they asked him for his decision. He quickly replied, "Oh please send me to Hell!"

They opened up the doors of Hell, but the whole picture had changed! It was just like you have always heard with lots of fire and brimstone. People were burning and being tortured and screaming! Oh, it was so hot and horrible!!

"Hey that's not what you showed me yesterday!!" the Loan Officer cried.

St. Peter's reply was cold and abrupt: "I know, you should have 'locked it' in yesterday."

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Rainer
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Lori Prizmich
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Ha!!!  That is great!  I have to forward that to a few folks I know!   :o) 
Mar 06, 2008 09:36 AM #1
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Eric Kodner
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Oh well, at least he'll have all those underwriters to keep him company..
Mar 06, 2008 09:39 AM #2
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Peter Testa
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Love the fresh humor, I have not heard that one. Thanks for the laughs
Mar 06, 2008 09:43 AM #3
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Paul McFadden
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Nice, one, Rick. I usually always float.  Maybe I need to start lcoking1

 

Paul

Mar 06, 2008 09:58 AM #4
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Todd and Danielle Millar
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Very cute - I always go variable  so would that mean I could spend time in both places?
Mar 06, 2008 11:58 AM #5
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Larry Bettag
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Great stuff.....I love the "we should have locked" yesterday....that sounds like loan officer hell.
Mar 06, 2008 01:50 PM #6
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Rick Kellow
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thanks for the comments everybody... I hope it put a smile on your face
Mar 07, 2008 07:41 AM #7
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